Is this the Onion?

I mean, I wouldn't doubt it's real, but it surely sounds like a joke.

Drink up, Pete! You can't see cirrhosis either!

Wait, I remember this headline, but is this from the same clown or is this just funny?

Hey, btw this guys pastor doesn’t think women should have the right to vote. The military has been actively purging women.

Read this in a tired state of mind and wondered why Hegseth would deny the existence of germans. But I guess there are less germans than germs, so it would be more plausible to do this, than to deny germs.

I should go back to bed.

Every time that shitshow gets dumber I am less surprised.

He spills enough alcohol on his hands that it kills the germs.

sad that i cant tell of this is true

You can see certain bacteria with the naked eye though. Don't even need the witch glass in a microscope

On that note, I'm looking for volunteers to scale the great ice wall with me. We will prove the earth is flat and the governments have been lying to us (for no reason). /s

But he can see Jesus?

"I can't see germs so they aren't real" sounds like the kind of meaningless strawman "got 'em!" argument he might make against atheism or whatever. It would be stupid then, too.

But no, he of course did the more sincere, more stupider straightforward version of that statement.

But he can see Jesus?

Well he will if he keeps this up

You can imagine the queues of smart people waiting in line to copy his homework when he was at school.

Good old Pete goes around with penis fingers, just like a real man.

Give that man a demon core. It can't hurt him.

Keep feeling Pete, I'm sure the bullet is on the right hand side...

Soooo much hpv

I can't see his brain, must not be real either.

Mark my words. If you're in the United States, modern medicine will become increasingly difficult to obtain, and that which is available will be out of date.

Ewwww

Cult of stupidity.

"I can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, therefore they don't."

How does he handle oxygen?

Wearing plastic covers in the shower? Or no showers too? Bathing is overrated, or what?

Can't see any sanity in him

I welcome him to lick a hospital floor

I can't See him in RL so he is not real.

God I hate these people