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[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Universal Healthcare! Everywhere! Present, future, somehow in the past as well!!!

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

Every Sunday we kill the richest person on the planet, with provisions for loophole abuse.

[–] Phantomrijder@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago

I would make a law to limit the number of laws........

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I'm for a hypocrisy multiplier on criminal punishment. If you are found guilty of a crime that you publicly denounced before punishment is doubled.

All public servants must publicly denounce most common crimes before taking office.

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

All assets will be taxed as follows:

  • 0% for those whose total assets are between half and twice the median (calculated from the entire adult population, adult meaning those who are eligible to vote)

  • for those whose total assets are above twice the median, the formula would be as follows:

    rate = 100% * 50% ^ floor(log₂(total assets / median assets))
    

    Thus, for those who has 16 times the calculated median asset, they will be taxed 93.75% the value of their assets.

    This is different from the tax bracket calculations, but it can be modified so that it will be calculated similarly (that is, the portion of the assets that exceed 16 times the median will be taxed 93.75%, those between 8 and 16 will be taxed 87.5%, between 4 and 8 will be taxed 75%, between 2 and 4 taxed 50%, and between the median and twice it are tax-free. It will be a more complicated calculation, and IDK if it is an improvement over the more simple formula.

  • those who have less than half the median, the formula will be as follows:

    rebate = max(total assets * abs(ceiling(log₂(total assets / median assets))), k)
    

    where k is a defined maximum rebate value

    Thus, for those who has 1/16 the calculated median asset, they will have a rebate of 16 times the value of their assets, unless it's greater than the maximum rebate value. Those who have absolutely no assets to their name will have the maximum rebate value (since a 0 will break a more naive formula).

Assets can then be defined for this calculation such that it covers any means of earning money (stock, land, equipment, etc), but I am not a tax lawyer to bullet-proof this. The intent is that those who have less will receive such that they are lifted up, and those who have too much will be levied accordingly. The end result, hopefully, will be a society where most people have some assets, but no one will have way more than twice, or way less than half the median (an average value that is more or less resistant to extreme values).

Will it be practical? I sure hope so. Will it be realistic, hell no!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Interesting idea.

What is the purpose of floor() and ceiling()? Why not have it be a continuous function?

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago

Well, I wanted a more "bracketed" approach (hence, the note about making it similar to how I think income taxes work), but I suppose a continuous function could also work better as a simple formula. I'd still keep the difference between "assets below" and "assets above" median difference though.

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

100% tax rate for earnings over $1 billion.

No bonuses for CEO's engaged in mass layoffs in the same fiscal year, defined as firings of more than 50 employees .

No employee can earn more than 5 times the average salary at a given company.

No more corporate tax, but company sales in a country are taxed as the percentage of global sales. Tax breaks on offer for investment, I.e. Building a factory and bringing jobs. No more 'unprofitable' regional businesses.

[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 5 points 18 hours ago

Point 1 could solve homelessness and destitution permanently. These are choices we make, to keep them.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 points 18 hours ago

I REALLY like point 2. Or at least put a limit on the amount ffs.

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 11 points 19 hours ago

All corporations must be converted to worker owned cooperatives.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Is there a downside for "all software open source"?

Saying "all doors unlocked" allows bad guys to get into houses/cars/bathrooms. Is there a downside for open source software?

Otherwise, I like that rule

Is there a downside for "all software open source"?

Taking Lemmy as an example, if someone writes software for bot detection, CSAM detection, or other similar tools, there could be a downside to making those open source. It might essentially be like handing malicious actors a guide to circumventing those tools.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 7 points 16 hours ago

Poor billionaires can't make money from proprietary software

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Serious: UBI and universal healthcare, also abolish medical debt.

Fun: Everyone has to register a favorite dinosaur and snack. That way if you’re in a bad way you can get stickers/stuffies/etc. and food that will help you feel better.

UBI? I'd vote for you.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 5 points 17 hours ago

Dinosaurs? I'd vote for you

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 17 hours ago

Fun law: Free pizza on the 18th of every month (18" pizza)! Real law: Outlaw all religions.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Everyone must wear a silly hat on Tuesdays.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 3 points 18 hours ago

I support this law

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Being mean to shop staff, waitresses, cleaners etc is unlawful and will be punished.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 2 points 16 hours ago

Or, all horrible actions have consequences.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 3 points 16 hours ago

That businesses should respect peoples' sleep needs in the same way a minimum age and mandatory lunch breaks exist. Chernobyl happened because the plant was requiring people to trade some of their sleep hours for work hours.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast, free corsets for the under-fives, and the abolition of slavery.

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Now, you see, many moderate people would respect your stand on asparagus,  but what about this extremist nonsense about abolishing slavery?

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 3 points 10 hours ago

Oh, I just put that one in there as a joke.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 18 hours ago

If we outlaw stupidity, it would hopefully get a bigger budget for education. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk -1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Knowing Lemmy, this thread will turn into an anti-capitalist, anti-billionaire, anti-big tech and anti-conservative circle jerk in no time.

Personally, I have no expertise in this field, so I’m not going to propose new laws while pretending to know what unforeseeable consequences they might or might not have. If anything, I’d be more inclined to remove existing laws that I see as unjust.

[–] ZDL@ttrpg.network -2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
  1. I would ban horns on cars. (The "beep beep" variety, not like cow horns.)

  2. Corporations, if they want to be treated like "human beings" must also be punishable like human beings, including prison time and execution.

  3. Speaking of punishments, fines should be a proportion of your net worth. (Net worth, not cash on hand.) Having set fines is basically just giving rich folk a paid license to do whatever they like.

  4. No CEO shall make more than 50 times what their lowest-paid employee is paid, including through backdoors like stock options, bonuses, perquisites, etc.

  5. Salaries shall be open knowledge, routinely posted at places of employment.

  6. Universities are free to all who pass entrance exams, but before you can write the entrance exam you must spend a year abroad. The more wealthy your background, the poorer the place you must spend your year in.

  7. Tipping is banned. Pay your workers properly.

  8. Slavery is illegal. Period. Including through sneaky back doors like "prison employment."

  9. Taxation is 100% voluntary. The proportion of your net worth you elect to pay in taxes, however, is published in your neighbourhood's bulletin boards, etc. as well as on government web sites.

  10. Elections are replaced by lotteries. If your number comes up in the electoral lottery you MUST serve in government.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I dont think you understand the brilliance and horror that would emerge from #10.

[–] ZDL@ttrpg.network 2 points 11 hours ago

Are you joking? The chaos would be a delight! I would sit there and eat so much popcorn I'd risk becoming a fragmentation bomb!