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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 20 minutes ago

/c/dadjokes?

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 1 points 13 minutes ago

I thought Evangelion already had a FPS.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 14 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

EVE Offline?

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't Adam immortal though while in the garden of eden?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 2 hours ago

Yup, the introduction of death is one of the punishments for eating from the tree.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

"The" First Person Shooter.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Shoots Adam in the chest. A rib bone breaks off and falls to the dirt, instsntly creating Eve on the spot

[–] orenj@leminal.space 2 points 1 hour ago

Oh i remember this scene from NieR 2

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Eve and snake live happily forever after

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 hours ago

Play as Lillith

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Wouldn't a "first person shooter" be where you're playing as Adam rampaging around Eden with an automatic rifle, shooting those lions that hadn't figured out how to eat meat yet, and shooting the heads off of snakes and shit?

It's like, a race to try to kill God before he kicks you out of Eden.