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[–] 184 points 2 months ago (5 children)

BMW is framing this as a "one-time movie partnership"

What kind of people do you think are eating that up?

"Guys, it's just this one-time ad, we had no intention of ever doing this again! Just forget about it for a year or so!"

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    [–] 106 points 2 months ago (11 children)

    One reason this type of promotion may be becoming more common is that connected cars give automakers a direct path to the driver's screen.

    Once a person purchases a vehicle it should be theirs, not shared access with Automakers and their partners.

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    [–] 89 points 2 months ago (15 children)

    For people who had forgotten the seat heating subscription

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  • [–] 40 points 2 months ago (14 children)

    Why do they keep trying to pull this bullshit?, they're a luxury brand, there margins should be pretty good without trying to nickel and dime everything

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  • [–] 82 points 2 months ago (22 children)

    "we are a premium brand"

    my ass.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 months ago (12 children)

    These "premium" German brands are all committing suicide. Rejecting electric cars, rejecting nuclear power, designing cars that look like puke, and doing everything to monetize your use of the car.

    With incompetent leadership like this, those 8k workers being laid off from BMW is just the beginning.

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  • [–] 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    German car brands are rejecting nuclear power?

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    Nothing says luxury car like trashy ads on your dash

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  • [–] 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'm willing to bet that these cars do not get software updates wirelessly though. You gotta take your car into the stealership for those. But ads? Instant wireless transmission.

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    [–] 33 points 2 months ago

    I'm sure this will help beat the Chinese automakers

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago

    This sounds like something that should be illegal.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago

    I'm guessing the long term plan is to significantly increase the price of maintenance and updates then offer a cheaper plan with dashboard adds.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I've never exactly been in the market for a bmw anyhow, but this is a great way to guarantee I will never want one.

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    [–] 24 points 2 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 23 points 2 months ago (25 children)

    Curious, what IS the best new car brand for privacy? Especially in the EV sector?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'm waiting to see regular reviews of those slate trucks and maybe a second model year/iteration. And maybe waiting to see if they eventually get better range. Sure not having a radio or infotainment is overkill, and only hand crank windows is overkill, but for $25k-30k and no big screen, it seems quite reasonable if all I want is a reliable box that moves around.

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    [–] 21 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    We're heading straight towards a cyberpunk future.

    And not even a shiny, pretty, exciting one, ours is still half boring for some reason. I can't even pin down what's missing. It still feels like ours has wood paneling or something, but even that would be too '70s, which would still be a little cool. Maybe ours is too '90s? Our cyberpunk somehow still feels too analogue and not enough.

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    [–] 21 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Anytime a corporation or a politicians says they aren't going to do something, it means they're thinking about that subject, and they are definitely going to do it.

    We make far more decisions to NOT do something, and if someone doesn't want to do something, they just don't do it, they don't tell everybody. We don't talk about the things we aren't going to do, we talk about things we ARE going to do.

    Years ago, I was in a national managers conference call meeting, and HQ started it by saying "If there are rumors of lay-offs in your office, shut them down. There are no plans for lay-offs at this time." I don't remember what the rest of the meeting was about, but we all walked saying "Lay-offs are coming."

    Sure enough, within two months, I was out of a job, along with a bunch of others. Within a year, several branch offices were closed. We weren't worried about it at all, until they brought it up in the meeting.

    If they're bringing it up, they're softening us up for it, even if they're saying No.

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    [–] 20 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    This doesn't count as vandalism??

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    When my wife bought a new Mazda, the dealer made her sign a form that said the remote start app would only be free for one year. He told her it was just boiler plate; the remote start app would be free forever. I knew when she bought the vehicle the remote start app would be a monthly charge starting in precisely one year. lol!

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    [–] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    the seat heater sub kept me away from buying a new one anyway

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    [–] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Ah ha, my clever plan has been poor and not being able to afford to buy a brand new BMW, has paid off.

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    [–] 16 points 2 months ago

    Was looking for a new electric car and had BMW in the rotation. That’s not happening now. Was already on shaky ground after the heated seat thing and now I’m not touching em.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    if your car has internet access, it's not yours

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    [–] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    On supported vehicles, starting the car brings up a banner on the Control Display, and tapping it launches a full-screen Spider-Man animation with music and ambient lighting effects. BMW says the feature is available on suitably equipped cars built after July 2020 and running BMW Operating System 7, 8, 8.5, 9, or X.

    Ah, I see. It's a feature! I'm surprised they're not trying to charge a subscription fee to get ads on your dashboard.

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    [–] 15 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    That's a suspiciously specific promise to make.

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    [–] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    In case you are considering purchasing a BMW here are the models mentioned in the article:

    BMW says the feature is available on suitably equipped cars built after July 2020 and running BMW Operating System 7, 8, 8.5, 9, or X

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Never believe a megacorp.

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