Same vibes...

over the ear buds

The sound has great penetration

Beats by Cronenberg

I had these. They had the option to rent, rather than buy, for something like $10/month. Sound was amazing, maybe the best I've heard, apparently that funky in-ear thing allows it to customise the sound profile to your eat canal. Build quality was superb. After a couple of hours or so they'd start hurting where it pressed inside the ear. I stuck with it for a couple of months in case I could adapt, didn't, so sent it back and cancelled subscription, all with no drama or regrets. Still miss the quality of the sound though.

DankPods did a video on these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgfKiR4X4II

Look like sex toy, don't know what kind but it has vibe of a sex toy

Just stick the nipples in your ears and quit complaining.

Found the clits.

This better not awaken anything in me.

I mean if you work in a very loud environment, there is not a lot of other ways to do this

so, its like a dildo for our ears?

I'd wear it for the feels

Like having squirrel monkey’s trying to unload in your ears.

Seems blessed to me.

I've had those! It sounded like such a tech bro bs at first, then I found them secondhand for a steal. The whole "it adjusts to your ear canal" actually does something! In the end what made me sell them was use on the go. Every bump or movement of your head made the in ear part move and thus make weird noise cancelling sounds when that happened.

Great headphones and still miss them

Lick them before wearing to ensure you get the complete Wet Willy experience.