This gives me such an indescribable feeling. Woe and mirth, regret and pride, delight and disgust - indivisible. Is this how being a cenobite feels?

It was the all-caps. She had to take both hands off the wheel to capitalize the whole word. tsk tsk

Its up to him now.

He's smuggling his own popcorn into the cinema.

he's covering up his 8head

"Movie: no outside food

Me, concealing a rotisserie chicken"

I've heard Pharrell agrees with this read. From what I've heard, he was contracted to write a song for something and the execs kept turning him down, so in his frustration he wrote the most shallow cheerful song he could. He thought they'd recognize that and reject it to, but they loved it.

I forgave this song for existing once it gave us Weird Al's Word Crimes.

He must be brought to justice

That hat is actually an entire Arby's sign.

How about "It's The End Of The World As We Know It"? :P

Devin Townsend wrote "Shitstorm" over 20 years ago.

I've seen the future brother, it is murder.
Things are going to slide
slide in all directions
Won't be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore

The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold and it has overturned the order of the soul