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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (5 children)

This person has never been to a fucking kink party then have they?

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 hours ago

Or watched jackass.

[–] rollerbang@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I'm guessing the ratio might be wildly different.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve seen a video of a guy putting his nuts between 2 glass plates held together but 4 screws, 1 in each corner. The women proceeded to tighten the screws with a ratchet until the guys nuts were basically blue and he had to tap out.

Don’t ask me why I watched the whole thing.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

But, why did you watch the whole thing?

[–] Orcus@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

I mean you gotta be into something

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

CBT has entered the chat

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[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago

Funny how often childbirth is brought up to describe how much more painful something else is, usually by people who have never given births themselves.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 36 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Clearly this man is watching the most vanilla of porns.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Because you don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.

[–] Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 8 hours ago

Yep. If you had to go through excruciating pain just to nut. You’d gladly take a kick or two.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] nfamwap@feddit.uk 17 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

I don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago
[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 19 hours ago

If you film it, you gain followers

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[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 5 points 23 hours ago

You gain pain, and if you are unlucky a slew of side effects.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Kidney stones > kicked in the nuts.

I have heard kidney stones is more in the vein of child birthing.

I mean now when we all talk about things we really don't know much stuff about.

[–] suburban_hillbilly@lemmy.ml 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

If you've never had a kidney stone — imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain. The one where your insides hurt in a way that doesn't even make sense (it does actually, but that is a separate tale) and you almost want to throw up. Or maybe you actually do. Good. Now imagine cranking the dial up on that feeling until it hits the same blinding intensity of the pain in your testicles during the moment of the injury. Now that you have the picture of the degree in your head, stretch that feeling from the minutes to maybe hours of a really nasty ball shot to the days and even weeks it can take to pass a kidney stone.

(Worst guided meditation ever)

[–] rat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain

yeah, that's not really helpful for me :/

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

There are worse pains than kidney stones, it's the longevity of it that makes it hard to endure IMO.

(Must train more, I didn't enter nirvana with your method)

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 190 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

The fact it’s a three pack is just.. chefs kiss

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 98 points 1 day ago (13 children)

That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago

So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That's really not helping your case.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

You don't HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby any more than you "have to" kiss your partner. But it's called foreplay and it's pretty common?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe between you and your mom /s

[–] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago

Angry upvote

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[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 7 points 21 hours ago

I know it's supposed to be a joke but this is such a common but braindead take

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

There's things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I do think that in a truly just world, anyone who preaches Quiverful child baring should be kicked in the nuts at least once for every child they claim they want to have.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Fucking Quiverfull. Eugenics bad, but I really hate those fucks.

Hell, line em up, tell them to grab ankles, and I'll take care of it with a pair of pruning shears.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 21 points 1 day ago

To be fair there are men who are into ball busting. They would actually legit be asking to be hit in the nuts again.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 105 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Woman want another child is called productive.

Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.

Where's the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn't be shunned, get your nut kicked today!

[–] Flickerby@lemm.ee 62 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The woman who birthed my child didn't remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I've read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I believe it's a hormone thing because otherwise nobody would have a second kid. Apparently the hormones kick in and make you forget the pain while also giving you a big hit of dopamine so that you connect having a kid to being happy.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Oxytocin is a big one, but I'm struggling to remember the others. I remember that one cuz of a psych class where the professor brought it up as an event that mothers would associate as having some of the highest levels of it. Its considered the bonding hormone, so makes sense we'd bond with our babies so drastically to keep us motivated to care for them after they ripped our lower body apart lol

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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago

The logic is sound, but the math doesn't check out.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Soulg@ani.social 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.

[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

The comments are totally going to be reasonable with this one😅

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

The thing that having a child and jackass have in common is that both led to net positives for the people involved. Jackass guys got rich, mothers that like having kids get another kid. The only way it doesn't make sense is for people who don't understand that having kids is rewarding for some people.

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