In japanese it only ask you to keep the toilet clean, thank you.

It doesn't say that in Japanese lol. I guess this means the Westerner urinators are the ones that need the extra instruction. In Japanese it just says "thanks for keeping the restroom clean"

In China, a lot of the urinal signs say "For you, 1 small step forward, for society, 1 big step forward".

The urinals still have a depressing amount of piss under them.

According to machine translation:
“Thank you for using the toilet cleanly.”

Oh no, I forgot my peeing suit and monocle.

This is the most Japanese thing I've ever seen.

Maaaaaaan. This is spoken like someone who's never had a kidney stone, and needed lasers to be shoved up their urethra, and turned their insides into star wars.

Now when I pee it comes out in 1 stream. Or maybe 6 seperate streams all going different ways. You never know.

piss with honor

The Japanese have shame culture down to an art form.

Moral reminders can apparently be very effective. I'm reminded of a couple of experiments performed at a university on the university students in a lab where they tested what changes would make students cheat more or less.

In one experiment, university students were asked to sign a copy of the school's honor code before a test, and cheating went down. This, despite the fact that that particular university didn't have an official honor code.

Another example was that students were given one of two tasks before taking a test. In one task, they were asked to recall up to 10 book titles. In the other task, they were asked to recall as many of the 10 commandments as possible. The ones who were asked to recall the 10 commandments cheated less, regardless of their religious beliefs.

So, I suspect that this sign does achieve its intended purpose, to get English speakers to be more careful when peeing.

I wield my porksaber with grace and accuracy in all matters, thankyouverymuch.

I am always surprised at work how people manage to get piss not only on the divider but also on top of the urinal. Like that's the most wacky shit ever to me. lol

I wish more Japanese dudes would wash their fucking hands after though. It's so gross.

Anyone know where I can get the original to print/laminate/frame around the various restrooms I see across the world? I’m being serious.

I am chaos.

What am I supposed to do when Grace is on her break?

Why did I automatically think this was in the woman's?

Apply pissiprin!