I’m a five. It is what it is, and it is an axe in my head.

6, definitely.

But I'm OK

7 "Well, fuck me I guess"

1 is too relatable. He just looks perturbed.

I know this isn't the point, but this is absolutely not how scales work.

4 looks kinda annoyed like: You really put that knoife in me chest, innit bruv?

I think I was all of them at some point today. But it’s leveled out at 5. Eh, see if this ax is still here tomorrow.

6. 24/7

I'm either a 1 or a 5. "Eh, what are you going to do?"

4 before lunch.

3 now that I know the orange moron is trying to rename AI, that shit is hilarious.

Its a shame these aren’t laid out a bit better, cuz I’m between a 5 and a 7, but thats definitely not 6.

Really feeling the 3 today. I wrote a hacky workaround for a failing script that works better than expected, and a different script I'm writing is progressing nicely, but I discovered a bug that breaks functionality

A lot of getting stabbed in the head was happening back in the day.

Im a 3 or a 7. Blissfully unaware of my doom

Working night shift this week so i'll take number 6.

I have toothache and legitimately feel like 5 at times 🥲

3

9, because the hits just keep on coming.

Solid 3. All day long.

4, my shoulder has been hurting.

Seven and a nine.

I'm sick in bed, so really feeling that 2nd image. My head feels very floaty and detached from my diseased flesh.

I somehow relate with all of them except for 7.

Solid 8

8. Lurking in the background but I am low-key decapitated.

3

5 out of nine are a blade to the head. Damn!

I'm feeling like a 6

I select 10) All of the above

To be clear, a really big splinter was often a mortal wound at that time.