Is that a threat?
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That's a weirdly threatening statement, I love it as a chat response
That's not just my idea
Old ads are so odd sometimes lol. I guess I'm supposed to read this ad as if the guy in the picture is speaking the copy to me?
Apparently, lead in paint made it taste sweet, which is where all the allusions to kids eating paint chips, or "wall candy" may have come from.
I miss chewing on the sweet, sweet lead blinds. Troy McClure saved my life with his PSA: Lead Paint, Delicious ...but Deadly"

The Romans sweetened their wine with sugar of lead, lead acetate I think it was. Lead that went right to your head
You can't use any other metal for making paint and get the same result
That's one way of putting it
What I find to be interesting is the ad was 100% correct. Lead paint was much more durable than other forms of paint at the time, and it still outperforms many modern paints. It's still used industrially in some countries with lead paint bans, typically for large, outdoor, metal structures like bridges, holding tanks, pipelines, etc.
Ships used red paint below the water line full of arsenic and mercury to prevent animal attachment.
We have a ranch house out in the desert that was built in the late 1940s. Some parts of it still have the original coat of lead paint. Even if you wanted it to be pristine, that paint was a "reapply once per generation" thing.
Shame about the heavy metal poisoning, because the stuff's fantastic otherwise.
Just like asbestos, if you look past the health problems it has some amazing properties.
It made for great fake snow in old Hollywood (this is not a joke, they literally used asbestos)
the best cigarette filters!

This is horrific. I wonder what things we are doing to ourselves today in a similar fashion.
I’d be shocked if microplastics and ‘forever chemicals’ like PFAS aren’t viewed like this in the future. Did you know they used to put microplastics in fucking toothpaste?? They called it ‘microbeads’.
I work in water. I've heard a lot of water departments say that recently. As far as I'm aware nothing is changing yet, they just assume it will.
Oh, fuck, I remember those. I didn't realize those were plastic.
Most toothpaste contains silica as an abrasive. I'm not aware of any toothpaste products that added plastic microbeads, but a lot of women's body and face washing products did.
they use marble dust. The plastic beads were stopped because people complained of gum soreness.
We still allow lead in small airplane fuel. Just blow it all into the air.
The antiquated adspeak wording here is really strange to me
It isn't the metal of course. But white lead is made straight from the pure metal, lead
It's gospel truth that you're money ahead when you paint with white lead.
Okay but can we take just a moment to talk about that glorious mustache? Dude has an entire ferret above his lip.

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