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[–] 2 points 2 hours ago

Charles Xavier from Temu.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 hours ago

    Any chance this will be available for haired folk?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 hours ago

    AI... Asshole Improvement

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  • [–] 16 points 15 hours ago

    This made me chuckle. That's rare. You get a pat on the head.

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  • [–] 60 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    Finally, a technology worth boiling the oceans over.

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  • [–] 69 points 19 hours ago (11 children)

    Why does that look like the fakest bald head ever? Is that makeup, or a photoshop? The dude clearly has two very different skin tones.

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  • [–] 11 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

    It should be reported, every once and awhile shitposts arent real.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

    I'm sorry I'll take the post down

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  • [–] 7 points 13 hours ago

    Man now I kind of wish I was bald… I have brain farts at least once an hour

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  • [–] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

    I feel personally attacked by this

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  • [–] 9 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

    They want me to actually break windows now?

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  • [–] 16 points 18 hours ago* (4 children)

    As a guy who is losing his hair, I am so glad that this is not one of the things I am insecure about.

    (having a huge dick helps 😉)

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  • [–] 14 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

    Life with hair was an illusion. Rid yourself of what remains and join us, brother.

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  • [–] 5 points 17 hours ago

    I’ll say this: I am superduper into hairy dudes, and I have observed that bald dudes are extremely hairy everywhere else.

    1. that totally works for me

    2. oh look! As I’m lost a little bit of my own hair, I’m also getting even more hairy myself. I’m a little turned on by that, too!

    3. in this increasingly complex and terrifying world, in this swirling morass of insecurities, ‘losing my hair’ is one less thing I need to worry about. I’ll take that as a win if that’s something that just doesn’t bother me. And, to be perfectly, Frank, I have had the privilege to sport a mohawk since I was 17, and I’m 49 now. I have definitely “made the most of it“ the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and I am perfectly happy with the end result. 🤟

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  • [–] 5 points 15 hours ago

    I'm getting three and handing them to random bald dudes in the office!

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  • [–] 4 points 15 hours ago

    highlighting twice would make this headline more clickbaity

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  • [–] 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

    What do they mean by double the loudness? Make 80db 160db or 83? The latter would not have much difference, while the former turns your farts into a tactical weapon.

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  • [–] 11 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    "Welcome back to Braining with Babish"

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  • [–] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    Looks kinda like Anne Hathaway.

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  • [–] 4 points 17 hours ago