Hep A is the food one, hep b is the sex one, hep c is the blood one.

Little more complicated than that, but that's how you usually get them

Remember when this wasn’t a thing because we had well funded, adequately staffed federal agencies whose entire flipping job was to prevent exactly this kind of thing from happening?

And then those safeguards were defunded, dismantled, or outright canceled by an administration and its allies whose policies conveniently prioritize corporate profits and revenue over the public interest?

Pepper Farm remembers.

Better name it "Hat A" and "Hat B". If you draw out of the same hat everyday, you are bound to get either two foods or two issues once in a while...

JD got confused between a couch and a conch

At this point it's probably safer to go on a starvation diet.

[Pulling paper out] Hepatitis

[Pulling 2nd paper out] with Clams..?

Clams? POISON!!