This is too good of a comment

Everyone knows you shouldn't, but sometimes you have to. Sometimes you don't get to your camp site until dark, and you just have to make do.

It doesn't sound like that's what happened in this story though, assuming it's true at all (it isn't).

I can't tell you how many times I did both of those though. Never by plan of course, but it happened

The dreaded trouser snake, it must have been.

you forgot the fact it was in front of a crowd of other men.

another victim of toxic masculinity

It was the smacking it against the tree part that made its head explode.

OP has repressed their childhood trauma.

Holy shit your sister wins worst parent of the year

Wow that's certainly a link to make.

Is it a known fact that a cub scout leader molested your sister, or did your mother reverse-engineer all that from the transness?

That's how you become a trans person, wow

Haha lol no, it was the priest, the cub scout leader was nailing dad, thought you knew that?

carbon-based