plastic flag to represent our planet, fitting
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Sex flag. Let the aliens know what's up
Now even the flags have titties
Just a big upside down pineapple on top of the LGBTQ+ flag so the aliens know we are down for anything and thirsty fr
Instructions unclear, now stuck on party bus
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Six flags party bus
https://tenor.com/view/six-flags-gif-9628538
"I said the real Earth flag."

Haah. I know they've tried to cram all the continents on to the same side of the globe to make us look united, but in doing so they've excluded new zealand. Sorry kiwis. Also Tasmania but they don't count.
Hey, it’s the equal earth projection!
Skull and knives?
So the aliens know we like to kill each other with knives and have a skeleton?
We can't know if aliens even have a skeleton themselves, let alone bleed when cut by a basic-ass knife.
Dynamic flags will only cause headaches.
Whereas dynamic headaches very rarely cause flags.
I'd say every nation state is a dynamic headache and they all have flags
Hey that's like the inversion of the flag i always dreamt of for earth when i was a kid
If you make the border the opaque part, then whatever you look at through the flag 'is' Earth. Very poetic imo, and an excellent picture frame
Shattered Glass Japan (inversed)
Am i the only one who likes the UN flag?
By vexillology standards it's a bit meh. Tiny ass details so it's impossible to see from a distance and so overcomplicated that it's impossible to draw by hand. At least it doesn't have text though so simplify the seal and then we're talking.
So you hold it in front of Mars, and now the Earth flag looks like Mars? Come on, think it through.
My favorite idea for a global flag was a small, sky blue pennant that’s hung above every country’s flag.
I’m still a fan of a variation of this one, if used to represent our species as a whole.
This is the "One World Flag"! https://1worldflag.com/
Aliens: These stupid monkeys are offering to remove their skin and give us their skulls?

this is the only flag
Poor Australia left out.
Aliens: it appears to be a part of their internal structure that houses their motor processes. The remaining shape is of when their biological processes cease, along with devices used to cause that cessation.
Perhaps the flag means they deliberately do this to themselves? From the look of their failing biosphere it would be apparent they are using accelerated means.
Plant the flag on Mars, Mars becomes part of flag, insta colonised. #galaxybrain


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