I know we're simple people who enjoy simple jokes, but that's probably the best one I've seen in a long time.
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He said "you want it pasteurised, 'cos pasteurised is best."
She said "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to me chest".
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No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes.
From South Park.
First time I heard this joke was here. At about 50 seconds South Park - Milk Man
Comes back with a tiny carton
He brought condensed
This is the second milk joke. What is going on.
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Well done.
I don't get it. I read it as "past-the-waist" - the answer should be "Yes, up to my shoulders".
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