The slot machine company said their slot machine accidentally kept more coins than it should.

The government made up entirely of people with gambling addictions said any criticism of the slot machine company is a mental illness and grounds for immediate incarceration

i like this analogy

God I wish somebody would leave me the fuck behind

The slot machine company says their newest slot machines has the greatest winning chances ever.

What the fuck is a tomper and why do hens have them

I'm more concerned of the slop machines used by gov and army

The slot machines need to have all the pictures of fruit, bells and number 7s so they can keep creating prizes.

No, no, I didn't say "some", I said "ALL". All of them. It needs acess to every picture of fruit, bells and number 7s so it can copy them. This is also a destructive process for some fucking reason.