Steal the memory and storage from their PC then make a run for it

Will licking this Himalayan salt lamp make it easier to insert into my anus?

My husband's immediate response: "what about all the men who have licked the salt lamp before me?"

E. What's a Himalayan salt lamp and have I ever licked one?

Drink their lava lamp.

my grandma used to have one in the back of a fireplace to make it look pretty. I asked her what it was and she said a salt lamp. I was a dumb kid so OBVIOUSLY I needed to know what it tasted like. When she wasn't around I crawled back there and took a lick. What I didn't account for is that it would be covered in ash and dust and my tongue would just be covered in that instead.

Good times.

I hear sheep love to lick salt. Is OP a sheep?

Make sure you wrap your licker! You don't know how many unwrapped licker people have licked that Himalayan salt lamp before you! Or even which animals! You could end up with ... Dry Tongue!

E: Secretly take out my hidden stash of himalayan salt and eat as much as i can before they return

Crawl under the covers and fall asleep?

I've done this lol

Now I'm going to have intrusive thoughts about licking Himalayan salt lamps. What does it taste like? Does the light change flavor?? What do moths think of Himalayan salt lamps???

Dude... rob them tf (/j)

Definitely never do that