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[–] 96 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

damn, I kept playing just for the plot, I can't wait for the 2billion budget sequel voiced by keanu reeves and ana de armas

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  • [–] [S] 58 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    That takes up 300Gb and requires a third party launcher plus denuvo

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  • [–] 90 points 2 weeks ago

    I gotta sweep these mines

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  • [–] 75 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    What happened in Singapore?!?!?

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  • [–] 62 points 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Where's the part about making an account to "share your score with your friends".

    Also missed the "Achievements": the very first click should've triggered at least "Started your first sweep", "Just got lucky: your blind click wasn't a mine!", "Cleared more than 10 blocks on 1 click" and "Cleared more than 20 blocks on 1 click".

    Also didn't saw any "sweep store" selling things like "Safe-click: is this click hits a mine it transforms into a flag instead of exploding".

    I think this is more if Minesweeper was an AAA game 10 years ago.

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  • [–] 52 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

    Hey, for an AAA game there is a serious lack of a launcher, issues with kernel level anti cheat, creating a separate account and a 30 gigabyte update.

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  • [–] 40 points 2 weeks ago

    OMFG, this is hilarious!

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  • [–] 34 points 2 weeks ago

    I couldn't play it because it's PlayStation exclusive 😔

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  • [–] 30 points 2 weeks ago

    This yes so well made I was sad there wasn't more. I love Minesweepers.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    The fact that it's impossible to die reminded me of that Wolverine motorcycle game.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    It's impossible to die? I just played it without using the yellow diamonds. I didn't try to intentionally hit a mine though.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    Do I need to play the prequel to enjoy this?

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    [–] 24 points 2 weeks ago

    What? No localization team? As a native bahasa speaker, this is literally unplayable!

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  • [–] 22 points 2 weeks ago

    I need to sweep these mines.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 weeks ago

    The yellow paint indicator 💀

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  • [–] 19 points 2 weeks ago

    This is just Halo 3 on easy. Where is the DLC? The in game currencies? Rare lootbox skins? Forced online pvp with ranked rewards?

    And what is happening the flags should waving in different directions thanks to DLSS5.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago

    We can have quadruple A game in a browser but we have to download an app just so we can get an appointment.

    Also the lack of QTE is disappointing, 7/10.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    That can't be even A tier. It run perfectly on mobile, vertical.

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    [–] 16 points 2 weeks ago

    holy shit where can I pay 80 eur for this?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 weeks ago

    This is fantastic! Wonderfully done and funny. Thank you!🙏

    Minesweeper is the GOAT of all timewasters. GTA6 is going to have a run for its money. Physical release?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago

    I did not expect to be double crossed after all that work.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago

    Naked snake and para-medic in an alternate world....

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    When I saw the UE logo I burst in laughter, 10/10 spot on

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    Thanks, I hate it.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    Anyone else just listen for a really long time thinking he'd eventually start sweeping mines??? 😂😅

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    You still get the same ending, even if you explode all the mines. 0/10 would not recommend. ☹️

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago

    Coooool I finally finished a round of minesweeper.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago*

    It’s apparently vibe coded but no less hilarious because of it.

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    "Good job, Sweeper. You did it." Yes. It was all me! Thank you, Nora.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    I accidentally saved the whole city on my second playthrough!

    I had completely forgotten that's what happens, but that's obvious. Don will be so disappointed!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Well shit. Evidently that's all AI generated. That sucks.

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    I need to sweep these mines.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    I mean minesweeper is :100: a AAA game, what are we even talking about.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Oh, did a new xcom come out?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Yep. E en unskippable credits haha. Where's the expert board?

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