That poor spider.

video she posted of herself confronting a Girl Scout and the child’s mother

She thought that was a winning interaction to post of herself?

You know, I think headlines like these might be getting to the point where they don't even qualify as onion-like. The Onion headlines are at least clever jokes that make sense when you think about them. This is more like someone playing "yes and" with a bunch of crazy people.

She was convicted of gross misdemeanour harassment and misdemeanour domestic assault

I guess tarantulas aren't cute enough to warrant an animal cruelty charge :(

the Hennepin County workhouse

the what now?

Here is another article on this that I found a little bit clearer in terms of what happened. So basically her tenant asked her to fulfill a basic responsibility that landlords are supposed to handle and she had an absolute fucking meltdown? Honestly the tarantula is the tamest part of it. I hope the tarantula is okay and also that the tenant is okay, not because the tarantula was a real danger but because of every other fucking thing this woman did. Good lord.

Poor Tarantula.

There's a whole video of this floating around on the internet. I usually don't go in for videos that look like the old Cops show, but that one is worth a watch.

The woman she was harassing was renting out the basement of the house through Airbnb because she was fleeing domestic violence.

Simonetti didn't even own the property. She was illegally subletting the basement. The cops showed up and Simonetti was so crazy that the cops weren't having it.

I wonder why she's running as an independent. Couldn't be more qualified to be a Republican.

Change society. We need to stop letting these people continue their paths of destruction.

Things like this should prevent you from ever being able to hold a job again. We just need stronger laws against this kind. A new country would fix this shit so fast. I'd rather be in a place where we celebrate each other and kick out those who choose to oppress others.

In my country, this would be cause for deportation. Send the monsters to an island. Idc.

It may sound harsh, but our only currency is time and these people continue to rob us of our time. We all have to work to support a system that allows people like this to carry on with a slap on the wrist.

The bodycam footage of the incident is wild. She’s a complete and total piece of shit.

She's perfect for US Senate except for being about 50 years too young.

also blared loud Christian music

Simonetti, a local real estate businesswoman who runs a house-buying firm

Jfc this article just gets worse and worse

AI slop thumbnail though