7 Is wicked evil

How to tell someone has never had a woman sleep in their T-shirt as a nightie.

The blue jeans and t-shirt are missing

1 or 2, if 2 I’m sleeping with shorter pants

Why is three the only one with briefs? Also who wears or sleeps in briefs?

Jamie Tartt in Ted Lasso is a Pooh Bear

I do! My legs get hot damnit!

But the best is #1. Keeps you averagedly warm.

I often fall asleep fully clothed, sometimes because I'm in the van, it's winter and there's no heating.

Mostly because drugs

Where's the 'naked except for a sombrero' option?

Goddammit! Always under-represented!

And there's my wife with the #1, but also a sweater. I don't know how she can feel that cold when she's that warm(I call her the furnace) and I can't even sleep under a blanket. Her body just wildly flings heat energy into the universe.

Looks like Xavier's making it around lemmy today, and is still watching yt ads

#1 + #3, weird otherwise ... when it's really cold in the winter ill combine 1, 3 and 7.

Missing option: onesie.

Everything besides 3 and 6 is psychopath behavior. Number 7 is straight up "maybe just a little bit of eugenics is ok" territory.

Who's the madman with just his socks on?

My Ex used to sleep wearing only an old shirt of mine. She's tiny, I'm huge, she wore it like a nightgown, one shoulder showing, hanging down to her knees.

And I loved her for it.

Secret 8th option to wear whatever you happen to be wearing at the time minus shoes, as i did for 22 years of my life

#7, spread eagle, in case the monster wants a lick.