top 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 1 point 11 hours ago

I work in IT, don't get me started on things that don't make sense. I was genuinely shocked when I watched Mr. Robot and thought omg they actually tried!

  • source
  • [–] 6 points 20 hours ago

    Normalise removing your interest and presence from bullshit situations 👏🏻

  • source
  • [–] 2 points 16 hours ago

    What about a free and available parking spot in front of every location they're driving to?

  • source
  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago

    I don't nitpick over really minor things, like the wrong snakes and such. I can understand unrealistic silly if it makes sense for the movie.

    What I can't stand are plots or situations that can only exist because the writers don't know what the fuck they're writing about, or lack any imagination in making plot reasons happen.

    Battlefield Los Angeles is one of those movies I just can't fucking stand because of this.

    Tap for spoiler

    • The aliens invade Earth because it's the only planet in the solar system with liquid water, and that's apparently very valuable.

    Excuse me, but are you telling me an interstellar capable alien civilisation cannot melt ice? Do you have any idea how much water there is in the Kuiper Belt!? There are chunks of ice floating over there the size of countries.

    Any alien could be mining the Kuiper Belt for a thousand years and we'd never notice. Nobody would have to commit so many resources to cunduct such a wasteful invasion of an inhabited planet with an amount of water that is a knee high puddle compared to everything that's available in space!

    • The alien technology is somehow... Modern and not very futuristic, and eventually get beaten after just a day or two of intense fighting.

    So... The alien species can cross the stars. The alien species apparently has the technology to analyse Earth from light years away. They can not only detect liquid water on Earth from that distance, but also that there is a civilisation living there.

    They have some pretty fucking granular information about Earth for observations made several light years away, and... that is the best they could do!? A two day failed invasion with a pitiful amount of troops and no orbital support?

    They have the technology to fly through the depths of space and get mind bogglingly detailed information from so far away, and they invade land tiny force equipped with crap that functions almost worse than what we currently have!?

    This species is written too stupid to have even made it to an interstellar level.

  • source
  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago

    I can relate to this. A movie asks for suspension of disbelief, and I am happy to grant that. But then it has to present a coherent world for which I suspended my disbelief. If it doesn't then I wasted my suspended disbelief and that's annoying.

  • source
  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    What kills me. The smart person, call them a leader in molecular biology. That can suddenly fly a space ship. Operate everything in said space ship. Write a computer program, in excel, to translate an alien species. Like come on dawg. I get it. You’re smart and make a fun movie. But the whole 1 person that is a fucking the expert in literally everything that happens is just getting old.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 11 hours ago (2 children)

    I feel like your calling out Project Hail Mary. Is this what you are referring to?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 10 hours ago (1 child)

    Yeah. That was the last movie I saw like this. Keep in mind, I love the book and movie. But watching the movie, I keep going “oh come on” how does he know how to program a translator in excel. Still a great movie.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 1 point 8 hours ago

    I only saw the movie, but I thought the same stuff for the most part. It would have helped if they were training him, but from what I remember he was only teaching his specific area and then thrown into having to do it with like almost no time for training. Yeah definitely not going to happen lol.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    The TV show 24 killed me with how he was able to do much in an hour when it could easily have taken 30-1.5 hr just in travel time around cities like LA.

    For anyone who doesn't know the show premise was each episode was 1 hr in a 24hr period where the main guy has to stop some kind of terrorist or otherwise crazy attack with dozens of sub plots and things he has to do per hour too. But somehow he travels across major cities in minutes.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 28 points 1 day ago (8 children)

    I'mma about to ruin medical shows/scenes for y'all. And once you see this, you cannot unsee it. the source for all this is the 15 years I spent riding in the back of the bus as a medic.

    When you see a scene in the ER and a critical patient arrives, all the doctors go rushing into the exam room and start doing things and arguing about what to do. If we put this stupidity aside for a moment and roll back the scene to the beginning we will see the mistakes the show makes every time.

    First, doctors don't rush into the exam room the moment the patient arrives. The doctor, just one and not a whole squad of them, will wait for a moment or two to let the medics and nurses get the patient on to a bed and the triage nurse gets the medic's report.

    When the Medics and the cot leaves the room, the doctor will walk to the doorway and stop. Most of them will actually lean against the door jam and just look for a minute or so. They are making their first assessment of the patient from that distance and begin to formulate a treatment plan. Doctors are ACTUALLY TAUGHT to do this medical school. And they practice it because it's hard to remember in an oh shit moment and hard to do. Even us medics are taught the same thing. If the TV doctor does NOT do this, this is your first warning that this a bullshit medical show no matter what the producers and actors claim about realism. This is basic and fundamental to ER medicine and would be soooo easy to do. This is the point where I'm out and ne'er to be seen again.

    The second mistake that gets made is that the doctors themselves do very little of the actual treatment of the patient. They stand off to the side and tell the nurses what they want them to do. The nurses do most of the work. The doctor observes and directs. Only if a procedure that requires a doctors skill and knowledge to do, do they get hands on. So that's the second bullshit thing in these shows.

    And finally, doctors do not consult in the patient's room unless it absolutely can't be avoided. Which is very rare. They have a room, generally behind the nurses station where they go for that. I have been in there with doctors on occasions when I asked for a teaching moment to further my skills as a medic from one of them. And no matter what hospital, that's where we would go.

  • source
  • hideshow 8 child comments
  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Speaking of medical dramas:

    I was amazed how Stargate Atlantis got one medical procedure right over so many medical dramas I've seen.

    Patient is in defib, so they get the defibrillator. Doesn't work, patient's heart stops. They take away the defibrillator and start doing chest compressions.

    I was just... Woaw. This series plays so fast and loose with science. Didn't expect that.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 2 points 20 hours ago

    That's pretty close, but no cigar. You never remove the defib. Then you do 2 minutes more of compressions and then you re-analyze again. Wash rinse and repeat until you are relieved or someone with the authority to decide tells you to stop.

    Now, if one of the characters is a medical doctor or the idiot script writer in this case, they were quasi military right, then those people can make a decision to stop CPR. But it would have been a more accurate scene if they just shown them starting CPR, doing a cut scene to everyone being exhausted and done. Or checking the body and seeing an obvious sign of death like lividity and not even starting. So still pretty poor writing.

    The worst part is that it's so easy to get this stuff right. It's just simple things. not rocket surgery.

  • source
  • parent
  • load more comments (6 replies)
    [–] 20 points 1 day ago

    Whenever evil antagonist broadcasts his evil message on every major advertisement screen and TV in the world (and PC/mobile device), with full audio.

    stupid rant

    1. Ad screens don't have speakers you dolt

    2. No one in times square looks at the ad acreens except the tourists when taking a picture

    3. Not all ad screens can handle a live stream connection and you'd need to hack into each one to play your message.

    4. It is literally impossible for everyone to be conveniently watching the TV at the same time as everyone else across the globe

    5. Overriding every TV broadcast channel with your message requires an RF array an order of magnitude more powerful than Russia's massive Murmansk-BN electronic warfare system.

    6. No one watches broadcast TV anymore in most developed countries

    7. The internet cannot handle a simultaneous stream of video to every digital device in the world without the use of multicast or broadcast, which means evil antangonist is either rolling in with hacking the entire internet backbone to enable multicast traffic or magically broadcasting a signal to devices that don't support receiving a broadcast signal.

    8. Evil antagonist has to use multiple zero day CVEs just to force stream his evil message on PC/mobile devices for a whopping 30 seconds.

  • source
  • [–] 22 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    It didn't stop me from finishing Prometheus, but what grinds my gears is when the supposedly biologist was trying to pet the alien and it attacked him. Any trained biologist would know not to try to pet animals which you don't know if it's timid or not.

  • source
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • [–] 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    I find it unrealistic for any movie involving contact with aliens to not even consider how our and their microbial life would interact with each other. There should be a default rule of "oh you touched the alien? Ok, you will be the quarantine subject that we will monitor to make sure you haven't caught some slow developing disease that will inevitably kill any earth life in your vicinity because we haven't developed any kind of resistance to it".

    Except instead of "touched the alien" it would really have to be "entered their atmosphere with your ship" because the ship itself could bring back contaminants that would eventually destroy all life on our planet. And maybe even entering the atmosphere isn't needed if microbial life occasionally gets swept into space by extreme weather, meteor interactions with the atmosphere, maybe solar ones also. Including this because it's plausible that earth life originated elsewhere and was just seeded here by some event that allowed life to escape some other location and survive to come here. We've also had ships return to earth with life detectable on their outside--because someone on earth sneezed on it before it was launched and the microbial life wasn't destroyed by being in space.

    Similar line of thought when they go on the alien planet and just breathe the atmosphere because they detect oxygen.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    I don't know why people forget even the first moon missions had a quarentine trailer/chamber used by the astronauts for this exact reason.

    They were pretty sure they weren't gonna find microbial life on the moon but they sure as hell weren't gonna take the risk in case there actually was.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Ironically it's canon in even Alien (1979) and even a truck driver / pilot knows it. "Oh you got in contact with an alien organism? Sorry can't let you on the ship."

    For some reason the cowboy style of the Prometheus. The sad thing is they could have written around these bad tropes but chose not to.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    I stopped watching Stranger Things because in a show about demons from a parallel universe invading a small town, I couldn't get over a soccer mom breaking her friend out of a Russian prison camp.

    That broke the realism for me.

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    Season 1 is goat level of good. Goes off the rails from there. The whole 11 going wild thing and then the Russian thing were just not needed.

    Not to mention the 76 years or whatever it took them to film it all. Those kids in the last season all looked like mid 20 year olds with a shit corpo job. Not high school age kids.

  • source
  • parent
  • load more comments (2 replies)

    Mission Impossible, the first remake with Tom Cruise. The final scene ruined the whole thing for me. He's hanging on the outside of a helicopter flying through a train tunnel chasing a train - which apparently wasn't improbable enough because he then blows up the helicopter and the explosion sends him flying safely onto the train.

    I'm sorry, but that helicopter was made of metal and glass. Anything that blew it up is going to turn him into a fine mist. In another, cheesier action movie, fine! But the movie took itself so seriously otherwise that I just couldn't anymore.

  • source
  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    The one that gets me is people flying backwards when hit by a bullet / shotgun blast.

    I can accept it in movies that aren't going for realism, even though it annoys me. But, I've seen it in movies that are trying for a gritty realism aesthetic, and after that I just can't enjoy the movie. Add to that movies where silencers go "pfft", or someone uses a pillow as a silencer, or people shoot guns without ear protection or hearing damage.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    Physics wasn't my best science, but wouldn't the recoil have to be equivalent? So if the bad guy gets thrown back 3 feet, the protagonist would also get thrown back about that amount?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (2 replies)
    [–] 16 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I'm very forgiving in this regard, as long as the movie is entertaining, I'll go along for the ride.

    I did have a related weird thing happen once, though. I don't remember what movie I was watching, but about halfway through I suddenly realized everyone in the movie was acting and I couldn't watch anymore. It was a weird feeling, like they were all just lying to me, which of course they always are, but I was suddenly offended--"WTF? This is all bullshit!"

    Maybe it was terrible chemistry. Maybe I subconsciously noticed all the subtle clues that the actors hated each other, but were pretending to be friends.

    I suppose the one thing I can't forgive is a complete lack of chemistry between the actors, and that killing their performances.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    load more comments
    view more: next ›