Ok, but also

Its not a joke! It actually works!

I'm convinced the Imperial system is like those languages they make up for fantasy novels. I've only ever witnessed it in D&D and it seems impractical to learn for the day to day.

I don't know why you're all complaining. 1 mile = 3 muricaball fields = 24.7 Dodge™ Chargers = 2245.45 sausages = 3 thumbs-up (sponsored by Exxon and Doritos).

Its very simple.

I've been told the DDG results are the same as Google, yet every time I compare they are quite different.

I've been using DDG since Trump's first term, when Google started manipulating COVID search results if memory serves.

It's not fun that you have to use multiple search engines now. I mainly use Qwant and I qwant to like it but wow is it terrible.

Here’s what I like about it:

But also turning off AI and location.

Now do imaginary units

Ecosia:

How can you say its superior when it wont even tell me how many washing machines are in a giraffe.

Seems useful for those cases you don't know what a furlong even measures.

I wonder how well it handles ounces.

Doesn't seem to work for volume, having tried gallons and teaspoons. But it works for length and mass/weight.

its not google or Microsoft. that alone makes ddg far superior.

Used this all the time until I recently stumbled across the cli program units

Now that's obviously just plain incorrect. Everyone knows that real units are measured in bananas.

60 feet = 102.857 bananas

https://bananaforscale.info/convert/length/60-feet-to-bananas

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