This seems more appropriate to ask the ouija board community not asklemmy.
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Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--
Have we as a society not yet learned our lesson to not let the internet name things?
Because if we havenβt, my submission for your consideration is Baby McBabyface.
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Please just make sure not to go too crazy with "unique" names or unusual spelling of a name. It causes a lot of issues and inconvenience for the offspring later in life. Saying this as someone who has a common name but spelled in an unconventional way... it's such a headache, and a whole lot of "we can't locate your file" because someone wasn't listening to me when I spelled out my first name.
Whatever month they were conceived in. When they ask why it's not the month they were born in, you can tell them "we liked how it sounded" until they're old enough for the truth to be a tempting punishment. Also, congratulations.
This but you use the revolutionary calendar. Yes, Thermidor is a beautiful name.
It appears we are having a March
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Blessica
Okay that has to be a troll, right? I'm starting to have trouble telling some days...
Also post mentions similarity to Jessica Simpson, but not the alliteration? Blessica Blimpson
Offspring 1.
You know how it goes when you ask the online collective: Kiddy McKidface
If it's a boy: Doug Damage. If it's a girl: Doug Damage.
your grandparents name, with a different letter.
How about "Nine Ten"?
Seriously though, my firstborn got a rather specific name which was (and is) totally fine - it just set us up for some serious brain racking when it came time to come up with another name that wasn't comparatively boring.
I'd suggest something that:
- you can spell when you hear it
- you can pronounce when you read it
- in all the languages that you care about
That narrows things down quite a bit, I've found. It also makes life so much easier for the kid bearing it.
Play through all 4 quest lines in Fire Emblem Three Houses and name your kid after your favorite character


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