Twitter was fucked so can had to carry it with a merger and then carry that by a merger with spacex. Tesla has had ABYSMAL sales so yeah, now it’s time to carry it by merging with something else. Some genius. I mean he IS a stellar carnival barker, and he’s made some novel market moves.. but if he was this mental giant he and everyone claimed, he wouldn’t keep having to bail out all these failures.

None of them warrant even a $1T valuation. It’s all built on hype.

Do you even have to ask? Tesla sucks, it's being held up because it's a gambling stock, a meme stock, it has no fundamentals, it's P/E ratio is astronomical. Their flagship product was a flop.

This flying car thing is a joke, but his fan boys will eat that shit up. I can't wait for the market to correct, but I can because we just know the feds will bail them all out, and that follows for a democratic government too I'm afraid if history is any judge, and it is.

We're, look at me, guys! I'm a founder!

Two lemons coming together to make an even more spectacular lemon is kind of Elon Musk's birth and lifestory summed up isn't it?

This is just Elon trying to make new life the only way he knows how, don't be so hard on him.

Saw a shot from underneath, looked like a drone with roadster paneling. Everything they've put out since Musk got involved has been shit. I work in the automotive industry--they could offer triple salaries and most of the people I work with still would decline.

probably whatever he used on his hair to make it look like that.

he dint merge his ketamine, cocaine and alcohol yet.