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[–] 20 points 1 hour ago (4 children)

People in this thread expecting 2.7 billion dollars tomorrow but recieving 7 instead are in for a pleasant surprise.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 hour ago (1 child)

    Yeah, I should work on my reading comprehension. If understood it was going to be 7 billion not 2.7 billion, I definitely wouldn't have taken the $19.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 hour ago (4 children)

    $19 can purchase many donuts today

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  • [–] 8 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

    Currency can be exchanged for goods and services.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 hour ago

    Nice try, person with inside info about imminent catastrophic USD inflation

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  • [–] 2 points 58 minutes ago

    I could really use a pack of Zyns today, so…

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  • [–] 12 points 2 hours ago

    Take the 19 and invest, compound interest is your friend, you can't make up lost time!

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    $19 today is a guaranteed lunch, who knows what might happen tomorrow. Easy choice

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  • [–] 6 points 3 hours ago

    Double it and give it to the next person.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 child)

    Now? Like now now? Tomorrow never comes so easy choice

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  • [–] 14 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

    The 2.7 really does sell this post.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

    Are you going to risk receiving 2.7 billion instead of 7 billion? Number 1 is the safest choice.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 hours ago

    Fuck, I actually thought thought that initially. The parsing error had higher priority than the math check. And then I discarded that line of thought as irrelevant. The human brain is amazing and you are never good enough to not make "stupid" mistakes.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 hours ago

    Nice try, but I know 2.7 billion dollars would literally crush me.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 hours ago

    Major corporations have this problem too. They would rather burn the entire thing to the ground and bury their reputation for that sweet, sweet quick buck.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 hours ago

    I've heard that "time in the market beats timing the market".
    So you should obviously get that money today already and just let compound interest or whatever do the rest

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  • I'll just take the $19 142,105,264 times.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 hours ago

    ... Wa? Sorry, I wasn't listening. 👀

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