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Good luck kicking out the headlights from the trunk. That's quite a stretch.

FYI, the 'keys between the fingers' thing doesn't really work and will probably injure yourself more than anyone you hit with it. Keeping a pepper spray canister on your keyring would be much better.

I hate that I have had to teach my daughters this information

If they put you in the trunk and you manage to kick out the headlights from back there... Why did you let them put you in the trunk in the first place.

I would 100% react to "help!", but I would also react to "fire!", so whatever works, I guess. (Just fire would be a bit confusing at first.)

"Fire!" : not in a cinema, etc.

For those places, instead you scream "Pervert!" or "Pedophile!", your choice. ☝🏼

American women and minorities have been the largest new gun buying demographic for years now. Someone got the memo.

Peeing on yourself is the easier route, I don't know anyone that can puke on command.

Bro I was driving for rideshare and I missed this lady’s turn so she farted. Like that bitch smelled so bad are you fucking kidding me

Can a trunk be kicked open from inside?