Damn, do I have to move to New York now?
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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I mean, this isnt a fantasy ive ever had before, but im open to trying new things. Its better than the ones benefitting being rich old men
I'm a hardcore leftist, a communist even, but I gotta say enough is enough!
I will NOT be forced to use single tail whips! I'm a die hard fan of the much more versatile flogger, and THAT'S the tool I will choose for keeping my reactionary right wing quarry slaves in line, damn it!!
Just to be clear, this person is saying that this is what socialism looks like, as opposed to capitalism?
Socialism, in this view, is an elite few who hold the whip controlling and benefiting from the labours of the many?
No no no, you see the the issue they have is that a woman is holding the whip. We only want to be oppressed in patriarchal chattel slavery societies, the way the God of Abraham intended!
That's kind of their whole deal, projection, so yes
If the Republicans would not project their own sexual fantasies everywhere...
Right? My first thought is that there’d be a long line of repressed Republican WASPs, officials and regular people, lined up for this place.
Have me labor under brown women in booty shorts and airforce ones, and I'm sold.
Republicans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C51ja-YG27o
(Sadly, I couldn't find it on Peertube or similar)
(Saving you a click, it is part of the parodied Brolly movie (by TFS) about Dah-Di and a Shamoshan slave asking Dah-Di to hit him (or her) harder)
I'm not right wing enough to be a liberal, but it's the future I want too
Is Zohran's wife way cooler than we thought? It looks like it has the girls from those cool clubs in movies that I have yet to find in real life.
I don't want this future!
...I want her to keep me on a leash instead. It's- it's totally different!
where is the volunteer queue? Asking for myself, fuck my friend
Just your nearest NYC stone quarry will do
Next you'll be telling me there are active oil wells in downtown Los Angeles.
(This is what Howard Roarke actually believes)
Rich, coming from the side actually putting people in Camps where they get beaten and humiliated by masked men.
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Strange, I swear trumps regime was the one who wants to put half the populous into camps.
This has to be a joke...right?
Unfortunately right wing people posting obvious femdom art as political propaganda is a time honored American tradition. Sometimes it seems self aware, others you're just praying they're playing a joke straight
Hardly anything I post in this community is serious lol
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That's 🔥
If you don't want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipper
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If they sell Zohran any harder, I'm gonna need a change of pants.
This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks
the guy is liberal, definitely anti MAGA. has a bunch of tweets that make fun of andrew tatorhead. almost certainly satire.
He's liberal and a piece of shit and hates Zohran. The "satire" is he did a racist sexual harassment tweet about Zohran's wife which he's very proud of because it got him a lot of angry engagement so he's trying to call back to it to get more attention.
he's so weird
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Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!
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Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.
Nope, not making that up.
They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.
They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.
It's a little worse than that, believe it or not. That site development was abandoned in the first place because of environmental concerns. So it's harming the Everglades, keeping it from draining as well, meaning it could actually cause worse flooding in a hurricane, FEMA funds being used to make disasters worse.
So, the opposite of 'draining the swamp'?
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These "people" have a lot of imagination.
That's what happens if you let LLMs talk with each other for too long without human intervention.
LLMs or Republicans. There is not much difference in IQ.
Had this conversation the other day, turns out AI stands for Average Intelligence. It explains a lot
Absolutely no Intelligence
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Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.
Ay yo...?
What's the go here. Do we have to pay, do we commit a crime. I would like more details please ?
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