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Commerce Secretary Urges Fox News Viewers To Buy Tesla Stock: ‘Elon Musk Is Probably the Best Person To Bet On!’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Looking for bagholders lmao

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tesla is the worst stock to buy rn.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Because of its blatant ties to fascist ideals or because its price to earnings ratio is more than 100 when it should be (and I'm being really generous and saccharinely optimistic here) more like 20?

Or, realistically, 8ish.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Or the fact that Musk was pulling Tesla resources for X.

Or the fact that Musk

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Ignoring the moral implications, its going down really fast. Like, whenever I'm feeling down or annoyed, I just check their stock price.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Once upon a time, Government was neutral towards brands. Or at least not as blatantly biased as Trump and Lutnick are.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago

sounds like everybody on trumpys cabinet is a salesman~

hearing a commerce secretary salespitch just sends in bad signals.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Drain the swamp and put all the rancid stagnant sludge in government.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

No, swamps are vital to the environment. Landfills are not.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was hoping this guy would be different, based on his back story. But, nope, clearly he's drinking the Flavor-aid as well.

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

His backstory involves being born rich on the backs of his family's emerald mine slaves. Why would you expect better than any other rich asshole?

[–] 1984@lemmy.today -1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Elon Musk is over. Done. Finished.

Nobody will listen to him in a long time.

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