Nothing will meaningfully improve until the rich fear for their lives

Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity

Ok, so your on drugs. It's not a particularly unique technology tho.

• General Relativity 1905
• Special Relativity 1905
• Assclown Relativity 2025

I, too, am a source of gravity.

I'm just gonna quote my wife here when I talk about outlandish work stuff:

"Wow." - dream_weasel’s wife

It manipulates space by “moving everything around you until the space around you is not the USA, but El Salvador,” and it manipulates time by making it seem like no time has passed as the space moves, almost like you were put to sleep with a tranquilizer (but that’s definitely not what it was)

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Growing up in USSR we had a saying: a comrad comes to you with a shovel, points to a patch of land and says: "you will dig from here and until supper".

I bet White House, with it's ties to Putin's Russia, means something similar.

To be fair, these last 3 months have felt like 3 years so maybe they're on to something.

if true this explains soooo much.

Yea, its called creative accounting ... or fraud.

Too bad they have it set to 1930's germany

"Prompting online speculation" ... This line can be thrown into literally any news article.

white house discovers cannabis

Idiots just threw a wristwatch.

did someone just explain to this guy the half a century old tech scanning tunneling microscope that uses quantum tunneling for imaging

If they had the technology to manipulate time and space they'd just use it to commit election fraud

It's ketamine, isn't it?

Amphetamines are a helluva drug

Reminds me of this key and peele skit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGFLPbpdMS8

Please be Aliens bro. Please.

Then go get everyone’s 401k money back

The Time Machine we have at home https://youtu.be/L3LHAlcrTRA

Reminds me of the poster for the Terry Gilliam classic "Time Bandits."

They could travel anywhere in time or space. They just couldn't tie their own shoes."

He who controls the past, controls the present.

They can't even manipulate their own fool heads.

Come with us now on a journey through time and space. To the world of the Might Bullshit.

Go where no sane person has been before.

Crap, they found the Democrat's weather controlling space lasers.

Edit: sarcasm, since it doesn't seem to be that clear.

Well they're right: it really feels like 1934 Germany right now.

The time distortion first came when a huge number of dense people gathered at the same spot in the white house.

“Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity”

I - too - can walk, garden, and drink coffee.

In the speech, Kratsios emphasized the importance of American leadership in emerging technologies and criticized regulatory burdens that, in his view, had slowed progress. "We have weighed down our builders and innovators," he said. "But we are capable of so much more."

"Can we get some comments from the innovators?"

"No we fired them."

Sure, sure… Even a plane can “manipulate time and space”.

I can too.

I can move through space all the way to next to my nightstand and change the clock's time with a little wheel behind it.