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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Was a fun one to drive

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

A Ford Fiesta, if I remember rightly.

Fun fact, my grandfather never took a driving test since he got his license back in the days when all you needed to do was hand over five shillings.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Good news! It was a Dacia Sandero!

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

2011-ish Mazda 3

[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

'99 Renault Megane scenic 1.9D (manual)

it was dangerously slow. And I failed my first test because of it. I was supposed to merge in front of a truck, but i simply couldn't get up to speed in the space i had. The exam lady refused to believe me that it couldn't.

Daihatsu Sirion, the 2005 model

VW Passat (2005 I think)

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

A Buick Roadmaster Estate Master...thing cornered like an ocean liner... floor it and like in fifteen minutes we'd be doing 60 mph. Every ten minutes we'd have to get out and pledge the sides... because of the 'wooden' sides.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

What else would you like to know?

Mother's maiden name? First pet's name?

[–] Guthix@midwest.social 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not a bad way to gather some security question answers I guess

[–] tyler@programming.dev 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

To anyone reading this, generate a password for your security answer and stick it in your password manager. It’s safer than trying to remember a fake security answer and much safer than using a real security answer.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Car

I know nothing about cars

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Mine was definitely a car too

[–] eugene171@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

The Honda Security Question Scraper

[–] cRazi_man 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Toyota Corolla

My dad's car. The family car. Decent car.

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[–] realitista@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

PIece of shit

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Kia Pride. First generation. Falling apart, basically a soda can with wheels. Clutch so atrocious that I basically had to relearn how to drive during those fifteen minutes. Allegedly someone I knew got one that didn’t even have a gas pedal, just a relatively high idle.

Only the finest public property here in Lebanon.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

F.A.P. 1314 truck 6 years older than me.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

FAP truck

Cruising around with the boys in that thing

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[–] darkangelazuarl@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

[Redacted security question answer]

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Fairly easy. VW Golf. Almost all Driving School cars here are some sort of VW Group Cars (VW, Audi, Skoda)

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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I passed in 2007 with a VW Polo ❤️

At the moment, my learners are passing in a 2015 VW Scirocco 😎

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[–] benni@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some Audi, it was quite nice and new and the instructor would pet it and whisper to it every time I stalled the engine during lessons.

[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Yep it was a Ford Datamine

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

2011 VW Golf R

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Took my test in 1997 in a 1994 magenta geo tracker with a stick shift.

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[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

2009 FIAT Punto

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

93 Toyota Camry, manual transmission.

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[–] jimp@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

Yugo 45


Very much like this one

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 5 points 1 week ago

Volkswagen Golf 3.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

chevy caprice classic

[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

1981 Ford LTD station wagon in 1990

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Imaginary. I've never taken a driver's test or had a driver's license.

I am, however, fully instrument-rated on my local urban mass transit.

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[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 4 points 1 week ago

My instructor had a brand new BMW SUV but I took the final test in my dad's 1997 Subaru Impreza.

[–] ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Brazilian '97 Chevrolet S10 very similar to this one:

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oldsmobile Delta 88. I learned to drive in the largest car the driving school had. The thinking was if I could maneuver that beast everything else should be easy. I guess it worked?

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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

null (haven't taken a test yet and don't have a reason to)

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

An old af Peugeot P4!

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 4 points 1 week ago

Mom's green 94 Ford Taurus. But I learned to drive in Dad's 89 rust brown Honda Civic hatchback with a manual transmission.

[–] iamahab@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago
[–] snappy90@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

A Ford Focus

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

bicycle I think

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

My grandfathers Cadillac.

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