Does it come in a front side model?
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Don't hide it Japan, you're just doing this to make cat girls
Why stop there? I want my dog and fox and wolf girls too
Won't someone think of the poor working class furries? A fur suit can already cost 10 or 20 grand. Now they're going to have to add cyborg body parts to the mix as well? Talk about gentrification!
Also these ears will help to uh, absorb the echoes and extra noise of the world around you. Yeah.
Wait, I ... could make human-cat hears that actually have microphones in them and that turn towards the gaze and they could actually ear out of them if they're wearing linked earphones ... could even do some psychoacoustic filtering to give some kind of "superearing" ability .... Then some cunt like Elon is going to just steal my idea... meh. .. eff it
Looks more like Mecha-Godzilla, tho.
How about bionic ear appendages to combat hearing loss?
Hearing aids?
No, cat ears.
I posted this comment on another thread:
My elation can't be measured.
Both sysadmins and hentai enthusiasts rejoice!
Imagine working in a retirement home and one day one of the residents tells you "I am taking part in this clinical trial" and then she comes back as Doctor fucking Octopus.
Is that photo AI? All the videos of the real prototype look substantially different.
At best it's concept art, tho that thin strap probably wouldn't serve the purpose they're looking for. At worst it's generated by clickbait article writers.
How could they pass up an "electrified facehugger penis sheath" image like this?
https://www.cnn.com/style/article/japan-robotic-tail-intl-hnk-trnd/index.html
fr tho it's pretty cool research
You're right, it seems. That video is old (6 years), but I couldn't find any photos or videos that look substantially different from it.
"Arque tail" is the keywords to search for, if anyone wants to do their own research.
Now if it can stab people and drain them of their bioenergy, I can reach my final form!
I'm supposed to be cleaning but now I'm laughing too hard imagining some "saturday morning cartoon" tokusatsu show about a squad of mecha-grandmas.
Furry costumes just got more lifelike.
I have a feeling a completely different audience has a definite interest. They would just cover it in the same fur as the rest of their costume.
I was hoping for research into genetically adding one to a human, but I'll.take this.
The next thing I need is an articulated mouth and the ability to spit fire. And spikes on my back!
For balance as well, obviously.
Yeah, that'll help elderly people with mobility issues β hucking another 5 kg of metal, motors and batteries around.
The way itβs depicted, the weight will be felt around the center point of the body. Thatβs where it exerts the least force. Also I contest the notion that a difference of 5kg is that significant, even in elderly people.
Can I... uhhm... get one too? Maybe a little more fluffy? Ohh, and it would be nice if it could wag too... U know... Just for... uhhm... balancing purposes...
(β~β; )
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Yup. That's the most cost-effctive solution to the elderly falling problem. Trust me there is no other reason we are doing this.
Will it stop my girlfriend from poking at my butthole when I'm above her on the stairs?
Cat girls or helping the elderly walk steadily?
Both?
It's Japan, it was definitely Cat Girls first, literally any justification to spend money developing this second.
If it were me it'd be a dragon tail, but to each their own.
I can think of another demographic that would like this...
It's Japan, we all know what they really invented it for. But they needed something acceptable to put on the grant application
In all seriousness, human elderlies are actually evolutionary anomaly, because if Darwinian tenet of "survival of the fittest" applies 100% of the time, they would not be the norm. But the fact that old people are prevalent in human society is the proof that we are compassionate and loving creatures that transcend cold evolutionary programming. We care for others and the vulnerable.
Almost all of it comes down to how long it takes to raise children. It takes a lot more people and effort and time to raise humans vs any other species, and its made us unique in that we have essentially support roles. Elderly people, people who can't or dont want to have kids of their own, even older children, all have a role to play in making sure we make it to adulthood and continue the species.
Looking at other papers from the same lab and this is the silliest paper I've ever seen, they're evaluating the effect of shining rgb lights at glass noodles on the eating experience
This is just the first step towards making Dr Octopuss a reality. AND WE DON'T HAVE SPIDERMAN TO SAVE US!!!!
About time they did something for the furries.
honestly the best posture advice I have ever gotten is to sit like I have a tail (you would have to tilt your hips forward and stick your butt out behind you to put the tail up behind you rather than curling your tailbone under such that you'd be sitting on the tail).
YES. THIS IS THE GOAL.
OwO