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“The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks” (europe.pub)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/35307326

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[–] 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

To be honest, this Matt guy sounds awfully sus.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Wrong smell, does not bring food, what good is he even? Can he protect Emily via barking? Most likely not.

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    • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    What a Good Boy™ Champ is!

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    [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    this one's going in the "good reads" folders

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Considering his lack of opposable thumbs, I'm impressed with Champ's graph-drawing skills.

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I love the citations!

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    Oh, the good old Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology.

    Haven't seen them in a while

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I normally use this one to make own science papers

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