ITT, people that don't check the date

It's 2025. You can automate a sex machine from clear across the world to fuck someone with a giant direwolf dick dildo to the beat of your favorite song as you stream it live while having your morning coffee and wait for your first work conference call.

Or so I'm told... or something.

Well we already have sex machines, I don't know how different a robot would be

The STDs caught from robosex are gonna be gnar. Some kid in another country'll upload a virus that hijacks your dick. Gonna need a trojan to protect against trojans.

Would it really be a bad thing? May the incels will get laid and move on. Maybe the guy who gets rejected will go home and fuck his bot instead of stalking the girl who rejected him. And maybe girls won't have to take it in the ass even though they don't really want to, but feel like they have to. They can say, just fuck the bot in the ass. Marriage rates will probably decline, and so will total divorces after a while. Which means less kids raised in split or single households. Plenty of good "could" cum from this.

I find it amusing they used a pretty woman for the photo, and not an overweight man with greasy hair and an anime T shirt.

This is what we got

You can buy them if you want. Also vibrators have been pretty widespread for a couple decades now

"Why is it white?"

"Oh my god, you can't just ask robots why they're white!"

Friendly reminder that the sun (and a lot of other British, Australian and American news outlets) are owned by a milliarder Rupert Murdoch

my wife has been fucking her Hitachi9000 robot since 2015. we bought it from Amazon

Women use vibrators men have a flesh light. We been gucking robots.

Hmmm.... Now I'm questioning what else Rosie does with that vacuum.

The pinch points on that model 😭

Not that far from truth considering many are or were in a romantic relationship with a chat bots. Not exactly sex but close enough.

Will this be compulsory? And how will it affect my marriage?

yeah turns out people were more invested in emotional fulfillment than physical pleasure. so instead of fucking elaborate sex toys, people are forming bonds with chatgpt

How does sticking my d*ck in the toaster count?

Friendly reminder that the conclusion of the movie "HER" was all the AIs hooking up with each other and leaving their weird incel mandatory-SOs behind.

For the long wait?

Bold of you to assume that, of the 8 billion people on earth right now, not a single one has achieved orgasm within the confines of a robotic entity.

In this economy? Not fucking likely.

(was hoping someone would follow up with "Not likely fucking" but it's been a day and nothing 🫤)