Mine was "facade".
Fuck Aid
Mine was "facade".
Fuck Aid
I've always had a bad opinion of people who try to chide little kids who use words like runned instead of ran. I'd always argued the kid successfully extrapolated past tense words end with a hard d sound and haven't gotten to deeper English classes to learn the special scenarios for words like run or drink.
You are correct; the "correct" way to correct speech issues like this is to repeat their story back to them using the correct wording.
For my 4yo, currently he is saying hims rather than his. Rather than saying in a corrective way "his, is how you say that, not hims"; you repeat the story, "oh, that is his tractor!".
I often start talking about a book I'm reading only to realise I have zero idea how to pronouce the names of half of the characters.
My sister recently blew my mind when she straight up pronounced "the Teixcalaanli Empire", presumably correctly and without any hesitation. I haven't heard it out loud before then. Hell, I didn't even know it was possible to pronounce it in the first place.
None of the Dune audio works can agree on how "Tleilaxu" is pronounced. I've heard everything from "telly-axe-uh" to "t'lay-lax-you"
We were actually talking about A Memory Called Empire by Arkady Martine. Can't recommend it enough. It's narrowly my favourite lesbian science fiction debut novel-turned-series about a galactic empire of 2019.
And now I was like - What? Isn't it supposed to be Tleilax? But yeah, Teixcalaanli Empire, I miss the Memory Called Empire world, I need a third book now!
My left eye twitches when niche rhymes with itch.
Why would you pronounce it "eesh"?
English is nothing if not a bastard child of way too many different languages and has inherited and then changed their pronunciation rules. English pronunciation will never make sense.
English is just mispronounced French
Interesting history provided by Rob Words - https://youtu.be/TUL29y0vJ8Q
"The History of English Podcast" is really fun and gets into the weeds of why English is such a mess.
Not be be confused with "The History of England Podcast", which is also really good.
Poppycock. It's mispronounced German and Latin and Greek and French and... well... English, all with a delightful seasoning of mispronounced Dutch and Spanish.
Well, not necessarily a book nowadays. But this was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Um, not always.
(Points toward Trump trying to say anonymous.)
Or it was the name of a character in a JRPG you played as a child.
I first saw "epoch" in Chrono Trigger and I thought it was pronounced like "E-Pock." Years later, I found out it's the same as "epic." So I had probably actually heard it spoken before ever reading it, but thought they were saying "epic" and not "epoch" because, in the context, both words would absolutely work.
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goddamnit
TIL
Nah, this is wrong. In british english, it's pronounced EE-pock. American it's generally pronounced eh-pock. In no way is it ever pronounced 'epic'.
whew thank fuck, I didn't catch the dropdown for american vs British when searched it
Mine was queue. I assumed it was pronounced like kway. I thought queue as in a line, was cue, like the stick.
This joke doesn't work for a normal language like spanish that has regular orthography, only languages like english or french that have broken spelling.
Klingonese is read the way it's spoken so it also wouldn't suffer from this problem.
a normal language like spanish that has regular orthography
que necesitas para entender que esto es algo falso? Un Casco?
Spanish is one of the best languages for having the spelling match the pronunciation, but it's not perfect. First of all, you can't spell something just based on hearing it because a /k/ sound can be a 'c' or a 'k', and a /s/ can be an 's' or a 'c'. It also has silent letters like 'h'. Going the other way, seeing the spelling of Mexico, Xalapa, Oaxaca, etc. would lead someone who didn't know to try to pronounce them with a /ks/ sound, but they're really pronounced as if they were spelled Mejico, Jalapa and Oajaca. Then, there are loan words like "psicologia" where the "p" is retained from the original language, but not pronounced in Spanish.
Lost a spelling bee in 5th grade to abhor
I put an e on the end. The word took out the whole class, except the Korean kid. He was my best friend and wicked smart.
Macaw-bruh
There are three accepted ways of saying it:
Ma-cah-bruh
Ma-cahb
Ma-cahb-err
Audiobooks do the reverse.
"Wait, that's how you spell that??"
I guess it's usually with names, though.
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