Klingons are so wholesome

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[–] 56 points 10 months ago (33 children)

Mine was "facade".

Fuck Aid

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

    Mine:

    • adolescence = "a-doller-sanse"
    • awry = "aww-reeee"
    • banal = "banal"
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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    Awry was something I pronounced like you did forever until I heard it spoken. Sadly that was in some medieval show, so I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be an accent or if you actually pronounce it like that :D

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    [–] 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

    I've always had a bad opinion of people who try to chide little kids who use words like runned instead of ran. I'd always argued the kid successfully extrapolated past tense words end with a hard d sound and haven't gotten to deeper English classes to learn the special scenarios for words like run or drink.

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago

    You are correct; the "correct" way to correct speech issues like this is to repeat their story back to them using the correct wording.

    For my 4yo, currently he is saying hims rather than his. Rather than saying in a corrective way "his, is how you say that, not hims"; you repeat the story, "oh, that is his tractor!".

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    [–] 20 points 10 months ago (18 children)

    I often start talking about a book I'm reading only to realise I have zero idea how to pronouce the names of half of the characters.

    My sister recently blew my mind when she straight up pronounced "the Teixcalaanli Empire", presumably correctly and without any hesitation. I haven't heard it out loud before then. Hell, I didn't even know it was possible to pronounce it in the first place.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (9 children)

    None of the Dune audio works can agree on how "Tleilaxu" is pronounced. I've heard everything from "telly-axe-uh" to "t'lay-lax-you"

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    [–] 18 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    My left eye twitches when niche rhymes with itch.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Why would you pronounce it "eesh"?

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    English is just mispronounced French

    Interesting history provided by Rob Words - https://youtu.be/TUL29y0vJ8Q

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Well, not necessarily a book nowadays. But this was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

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    [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    A1 is coming for our jobs. It's an evil cable of people.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Um, not always.

    (Points toward Trump trying to say anonymous.)

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Or it was the name of a character in a JRPG you played as a child.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    I first saw "epoch" in Chrono Trigger and I thought it was pronounced like "E-Pock." Years later, I found out it's the same as "epic." So I had probably actually heard it spoken before ever reading it, but thought they were saying "epic" and not "epoch" because, in the context, both words would absolutely work.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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    [–] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Mine was queue. I assumed it was pronounced like kway. I thought queue as in a line, was cue, like the stick.

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    [–] 6 points 10 months ago (17 children)

    This joke doesn't work for a normal language like spanish that has regular orthography, only languages like english or french that have broken spelling.

    Klingonese is read the way it's spoken so it also wouldn't suffer from this problem.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Spanish is one of the best languages for having the spelling match the pronunciation, but it's not perfect. First of all, you can't spell something just based on hearing it because a /k/ sound can be a 'c' or a 'k', and a /s/ can be an 's' or a 'c'. It also has silent letters like 'h'. Going the other way, seeing the spelling of Mexico, Xalapa, Oaxaca, etc. would lead someone who didn't know to try to pronounce them with a /ks/ sound, but they're really pronounced as if they were spelled Mejico, Jalapa and Oajaca. Then, there are loan words like "psicologia" where the "p" is retained from the original language, but not pronounced in Spanish.

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    [–] 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Lost a spelling bee in 5th grade to abhor

    I put an e on the end. The word took out the whole class, except the Korean kid. He was my best friend and wicked smart.

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    [+] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (13 children)
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    [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Audiobooks do the reverse.

    "Wait, that's how you spell that??"

    I guess it's usually with names, though.

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