Pfffft. And all Americans say 'boddle of wadder'.

Crack head Geri

My college Spanish can't fail me... of course it just says "pick up that gun" and isn't some sort of double entendre that I don't understand

In Portuguese from Portugal, one of the words for "queue" is "bicha",

In Portuguese from Brasil, "bicha" is a slang word for homosexual and has nothing to do with queues.

So the common Portuguese expression to tell somebody one's going to stand on a queue - "vou para a bicha" (literally "I'm going to the queue") - has a whole different meaning for Brasilians.

That's one guy, and he isn't exactly popular. If Sir Keith were the only one over there who talked funny, we wouldn't clown on you guys so much.

I think they call it a nosebleed. Or something ridiculous sounding, like an old red snooty boot.

Innit tho

How else will readers know they're Bri'ish innit

idomatically that's exactly how it's used - as one would say, "right?" "okay" "eh?" "feel me?" "dig?" "am I right?" "see?" "no?" at the end of a sentence in other epochs/cultures.

You 'avin a giggle mate?