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>rob my neighbors at lunchtime
>Made out with $40 cash and free pizza
Yeah, I'm a robbery only guy from now on

>make pizza at home
>its shite
>pic related

4channers slowly discovering the cost of convenience

$1.50 how? Is he having a sliced tomato on cardboard?

Jeez, pizza cost so much in USA, even by comparing with cost of living i can't belive that a margherita is 8 dollars

eat nothing costs $0

Yeah, I'm an anorexic only guy now

Absorb nutrients directly from the air

Free

Save heaps of time not having to prepare food and I feel lighter every day

Yeah I'm a breatharian now, never going back to physical foods.

Decide on a whim to make za at home
welp, see you in 4 days

Making own pizza is the way to go for sure, especially when there are like taco leftovers or something. Yummy!

Yup I also ended up migrating to the restaurants/cafe's own apps for pickup

I might have 47 food related apps on my phone now but beats a fuggin 30% charge to the restaurant

https://merchants.ubereats.com/au/en/pricing/

Literally inspired me to make homemade pizza tomorrow

Did you know that if you spend $70 on ingredients and 4 hours in the kitchen you can make a burger that is superior to anything at McDonalds or Burger King? Follow me for more lifestyle tips!

Frozen pizzas are like 10$ in northern Canada..

That being said, pepperoni is prohibitivly expensive for homemade pizza

Why even make pizza? What is it really? Bread, cheese, toppings, and tomato sauce. I can knock that down to $0.25 or less per pizza.

Take a slice of bread, spread with tomato sauce, top with cheese and toppings, then broil until toppings melt. Want a calzone? Add a second piece of bread on top of the end, broil until toasted.

Boom. Pizza.

.../s ?

Cost of store brand premade pizza: $6-8, 15 minutes cook time, versus Cost of homemade pizza:

$2.00 for half block of store brand mozzarella cheese (Pre-shredded cheese has additives in it to keep it from clumping.) 1/2 onion - $0.50 2 cloves garlic $0.25 4 ounces tomato paste $0.50 Dry basil, oregano, bay leaf, parsley, paprika $0.10 2 cups flour $0.30 Packet of yeast $0.30

Total cost of ingredients: $4.45 Ingredient wise, I’m saving $1 - 4.

The real cost is time. Prep time/clean time: Making dough, chopping veg, making sauce, shredding cheese, bake time, and washing dishes, is 2.5 hours (My hourly wage is $28) so that’s a $70 cost in terms of time. That cost will be variable depending on a person’s hourly wage. Looks like premade, frozen, store brand gets you the best bang for the buck.

I'm sorry but you can't make a pizza for a $1.50 unless he live in Cambodia

I wish I could make a pizza at home for $1.50. For $1.50, I can make the crust. No sauce, no cheese, no toppings.

"Hey, Jimmy, gimme a pie with nothin'!"

"Nothin'?"

It is still cheaper to buy everything for a pepperoni or cheese pizza to make at home than even a Little Ceasars pizza, tho. Can make a bigger pizza, too.

$3.99 for a frozen pizza? Either the only eat gourmet brands (those do exist), or they have some seriously whack pricing. Cheap frozen pizza should be like $1.