NoPilot

I like it, I like it.

Reminds me of the time when Disney allegedly* sent a memo to workers at Disney Land and Disney World telling them that, if they didn't stop complaining about the abysmal working conditions by calling both parks Mousewitz, they'd be fired.

Within the hour, workers started calling it Duchau in stead.

*read: probably

Oh Microslop... throwing tantrums like a 5 year old brat

Lol, lmao even

Why would Microslop do this? Aren’t they proud of the slop they are filling everything with? Or is this just a simple insecurity thing? Want us to call you Macroslop instead?

I loved the:

Of course, the internet rarely leaves things there.

There are many things wrong about the current Internet, but the pettiness against any affront (real or perceived) won't ever die, and I think that's good.

Am I the only one questioning why Microslop has a Discord server? Don't they have a chat product?

Ah microslop kicking themselves for not buying discord

Idk Microsoft, maybe fix your AI so it doesn't recommend Microsoft products that are either depreciated deprecated or don't exist.

It's pretty embarrassing for you.

Microslop needs to ask Copilot about the Streisand Effect. As someone not chronically on social media, I hadn't heard about this term yet. Now, it's one of my favorites.

Funny enough, I've been experimenting with Copilot at work and it does have some genuine uses for looking up information quickly. Especially when trying to troubleshoot Microslop products. Between the disaster called "Windows 11", the cluster-fuck which is New Outlook and the complete shitshow which falls under the umbrella of "Defender", it's obvious that they have stopped investing in QA and testing. At least Copilot can help me find the right document to quickly tell me that I can't do something I used to be able to do in the old version of Outlook. Or, that Defender is incapable of doing things which even Symantec Antivirus had gotten right in the early 2000's.

Things must be rough for the AI fandom when a Discord made for CoPilot is unsustainably critical of CoPilot

That's a bit weird. They didn't get this worked up about being called "Micro$oft" or something. This is probably hitting the nerve in a completely different way!

I hate this timeline, but I do enjoy the small moments of absurdity when I can.

Microslop should ask their own NoPilot about the Streisand Effect.

Go to microsoft dot com. Click their chat help bot. Ask "What is microslop?" get told, sorry, I cannot help you with that and turns itself off.

I wanna join the server just to look at the absolute loser shit that must be going down in the "Aha AI Moments" channel

🎶 Barbra Streisand 🎶

Microslop

Microsoft is tired of Microslop? Weird, that.

20 years ago (yes, I'm old) we called it Microshaft Winblows. Perhaps it's time to resurrect that.

Losers, and on top sore... :D

Microslop really should know better than to cry about it.

Love how every social media site is becoming more and more like /r/Conservative.

That's how any absolutistic regime reacts. Which companies usually are.