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[–] 88 points 17 hours ago* (9 children)

500 per second? Weak!

while true; do echo "Our Father"; done

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  • [–] [S] 27 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

    I showed this to my AI girlfriend and she told me its offensive youre not taking her sentience seriously.

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  • [–] 16 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    That's not what your AI girlfriend said when i chatted her up last night 😎

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  • [–] 35 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

    That code gonna get declared sentient?

    If not, you’ve wasted both electricity and your potential.
    -74 points

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  • [–] 15 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    All machines are imbued with the spirit of the Omnissiah, so that code has the highest level of sentience imaginable

    Also electricity powering a blessed machine is never wasted, and potential that never existed cannot be squandered!

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