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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 36 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Alfa
Balfa
Calfa
Dalfa

[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

W for why and Y for you is delightful

[–] Findus_Falke@feddit.org 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget the Double-U for the letter D. It's an absolute mess.

[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 days ago

C for cue and Q for queue! Evil genius.

[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago (2 children)

fanfiction phonetics

I made this phonetic alphabet for the information age

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

information age

How many of these characters predate it by several decades?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

Aladddin and Rapunzel definitely, I think those predate Disney.

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reported for having Lilo instead of Luigi and Waldo instead of Waluigi

[–] wieson@feddit.org 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Didn't know Englishers skipped the T in tsunami

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Most of them do, yeah. You may hear a bit of a “tongue click” or something with others first before the “s”. A lot of first-language English speakers seem to really struggle when they see two consonants together that they haven’t previously encountered.

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Especially at the start of words, see also e.g. pterodactyl, which from what I've gathered native english speakers just pronounce without the p.

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

It should be a "hard ts" which is something we mostly picked up from the French that is also a sound used in Japanese. So there should be a difference between saying "tsu" and saying "sue."

Tsu should be pronounced with teeth together and pushing air out through the teeth first, tongue against the lower front teeth for the hissy-t sound, before the vowel. (it's hard to write how to pronounce a word)

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I read it as choonami which is still not very helpful

[–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

From the creators of sharknado, now (bwaaam) choonami 🚂🌊

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This makes me irrationally angry. Well done!

[–] wal_kr@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

posted before, but this is still my go-to:

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (5 children)

P pneumonia G gnu K knees

I used to do this all the time when I worked at a call center.

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Reading this made my left eye twitch. Good job.

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

At first I was confused, then annoyed and finally relieved when I realised I was being punked

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago
  • E: Ewe
  • H: Hugh
  • U: Uyghur
  • Y: Yew
[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (4 children)

NCD is leaking again. Someone get the 100mph tape.

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[–] lightsblinken@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

bloonk brain fell out error

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
Please insert brain into drive A: and press [Enter] when ready.
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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 6 points 6 days ago

Aisle Bail Coil Deal Eel Feel Grill Hill Ill Jail Kill Lay Mill Nil Oil Pill Quill Real Seal Till Until Veal Will Xylophone Yell Zeal

would work so much better.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Better suggestions for B:

  • Breath: Half the people would say "breathe" instead.
  • Boatswain: most people would have no idea how that's pronounced
  • Bury: a word with lots of different regional pronunciations
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Bidet is puzzling enough. Then there's modern portmanteaus like bussy (really, any word that has a more well-known P-word, like blot, will work) and NATO PA soundalikes like bike. And words with stress on other syllables that make the B less distinct, especially evil ones are before and benign for sounding like B4 and B9.

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[–] l3mming@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"B as in bdellium." Or, "B as in subtle".

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I is for "imagine"

M is for "me"

A is for the letter "a"

G is for "gee!"

I is for..."imagine"

N is for "nice"

E is for "Egad!"

I said "imagine" twice!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

edit i keep finding these

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I would have B as in bdellium. Or bee.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

I always thought it was “G for Gnome” - huh, never too late to learn.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

X: how bout either "Xenophobia" or even better, the 14th letter of the greek alphabet, as it's written in English: Xi.

[–] sanbdra@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Finally, a phonetic alphabet my brain might actually remember 😅

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