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W for why and Y for you is delightful
Don't forget the Double-U for the letter D. It's an absolute mess.
C for cue and Q for queue! Evil genius.

I made this phonetic alphabet for the information age
information age
How many of these characters predate it by several decades?
Aladddin and Rapunzel definitely, I think those predate Disney.
reported for having Lilo instead of Luigi and Waldo instead of Waluigi
Didn't know Englishers skipped the T in tsunami
Most of them do, yeah. You may hear a bit of a “tongue click” or something with others first before the “s”. A lot of first-language English speakers seem to really struggle when they see two consonants together that they haven’t previously encountered.
Especially at the start of words, see also e.g. pterodactyl, which from what I've gathered native english speakers just pronounce without the p.
It should be a "hard ts" which is something we mostly picked up from the French that is also a sound used in Japanese. So there should be a difference between saying "tsu" and saying "sue."
Tsu should be pronounced with teeth together and pushing air out through the teeth first, tongue against the lower front teeth for the hissy-t sound, before the vowel. (it's hard to write how to pronounce a word)
I read it as choonami which is still not very helpful
From the creators of sharknado, now (bwaaam) choonami 🚂🌊
This makes me irrationally angry. Well done!
posted before, but this is still my go-to:

P pneumonia G gnu K knees
I used to do this all the time when I worked at a call center.
Reading this made my left eye twitch. Good job.
At first I was confused, then annoyed and finally relieved when I realised I was being punked
- E: Ewe
- H: Hugh
- U: Uyghur
- Y: Yew
bloonk brain fell out error
Aisle Bail Coil Deal Eel Feel Grill Hill Ill Jail Kill Lay Mill Nil Oil Pill Quill Real Seal Till Until Veal Will Xylophone Yell Zeal
would work so much better.
Better suggestions for B:
- Breath: Half the people would say "breathe" instead.
- Boatswain: most people would have no idea how that's pronounced
- Bury: a word with lots of different regional pronunciations
Bidet is puzzling enough. Then there's modern portmanteaus like bussy (really, any word that has a more well-known P-word, like blot, will work) and NATO PA soundalikes like bike. And words with stress on other syllables that make the B less distinct, especially evil ones are before and benign for sounding like B4 and B9.
I is for "imagine"
M is for "me"
A is for the letter "a"
G is for "gee!"
I is for..."imagine"
N is for "nice"
E is for "Egad!"
I said "imagine" twice!

edit i keep finding these
I would have B as in bdellium. Or bee.
I always thought it was “G for Gnome” - huh, never too late to learn.
X: how bout either "Xenophobia" or even better, the 14th letter of the greek alphabet, as it's written in English: Xi.
Finally, a phonetic alphabet my brain might actually remember 😅