This is the bad place.
It's fucking toilet paper. I don't need a summary.
Not only are they wasting time, energy, and screen space with this slop, it seems to have come with a bug preventing me from adding anything to my cart. I just get 403s when trying.
I can only assume management demanded engineering maximize their AI usage at the expense of boring things like testing and stability.
I hate this.
"Worry-free Installation" - instructions unclear, roll is now stuck in my anus. What do I do next?
I turned to Amazon's chatbot to ask if a particular appliance had a switch or a button because it wasn't obvious from the photos, and well, it got it wrong.
I honestly have no idea what anyone is actually using these things for.
I’m going to use this when I see someone’s AI expanded bullshit that could have been a few bullet points
If it makes you feel better, there's no "AI" involved at all.
That's the fundamental lie here.
It's just a computer computin a word salad.
But now you know that each mega roll is actually roll^128^ and each sheet provides 776 square feet of coverage for even the slippiest messes.
I really need to try that toilet paper now, damn. It sounds truly epic.
776.5 sq ft
Yeah, I made quite a mess in the latrine. Gonna need two of those.
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