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That must be one hell of a chicken... (europe.pub)

submitted 5 days ago by CarterH739@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

That's a hefty cock.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A Costco-sized Costco rotisserie chicken.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

$19.99 club price

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Can you imagine rotisserie-ing a Honda civic?

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago

You wouldn't rotisserize a car.

[–] litchralee@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They see me ~~rollin'~~ turnin', they hatin'

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Ultra mega chicken?

No. Is legend.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

ARISE

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

CHIKEN ARISE

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 5 days ago

Stick upside down...

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago

Arise chicken

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 2 points 4 days ago

Billywitchdoctor.com work mostly in.......chicken.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 5 days ago

They're cooking chocobos in there!

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

He's a chicken, I tell yas! A GIANT CHICKEN!

https://youtu.be/Sm1iXbxn4lg

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Big Bird is dead.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

You can rotisserie things besides chicken. Could be a rhino.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Someone call Gordon Ramsey

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago

A chicken the size of OP's mom?!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

circa 68,000,000 BCE