top 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 305 points 2 months ago (6 children)

If 40 year old consoles can resume back to normal, so should 10 year old consoles.

However, it should be noted that the PS3 is now 20 years old.

  • source
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 180 points 2 months ago (17 children)

    Uhh.. Yes I do expect it to resume back to normal. Why the fuck wouldn't it?

    Sure, if I connect it to the internet I expect all sorts to updates to be missing. But offline? 1 day or 100 years shouldn't make any difference. OK the CMOS battery might be flat.

  • source
  • hideshow 17 child comments
  • [–] 116 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    OK the CMOS battery might be flat.

    Arent they mostly flat to begin with? Sorry.... I couldn't help it.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 44 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    YOUR MOM IS MOSTLY FLAT TO BEGIN WITH.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • load more comments (2 replies)
  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    The case in the tweet wasn't a hardware problem. Apparently the person's PSN account had gotten deleted during their 10+ years of not using it, and downloaded games attached to the account didn't work any more.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 9 child comments
  • load more comments (4 replies)
  • [–] 107 points 2 months ago (26 children)

    SNES/GBA game saves erasing due to batteries 😭

  • source
  • hideshow 26 child comments
  • [–] 72 points 2 months ago (10 children)

    You’re telling me I’m going to have to replace the batteries and replay chrono trigger and Pokémon emerald again? Oh the horror

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 10 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)
  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    GBA? The kids these days. I have an original Zelda cart for the NES that still holds save data.

    My Atari VCS (this was before they were calling it the "2600") was manufactured in 1978. It's 48 years old, and if I slap E.T. into that son of a bitch, it plays.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • load more comments (3 replies)
  • load more comments (8 replies)
    [–] 90 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Who wouldn't? It's such a weird thing to assume it shouldn't just work (assuming no hardware failure at least).

    If I turn on a PC from 10 years ago it'll boot up and run the applications installed on it.

  • source
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 67 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Gen Z grew up in this broken world. They don't know any better. They don't understand what it means to own something.

    That's the plan, actually.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 89 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Still have a slim PS2 and wouldn’t you know it, it still plays all the games I bought for it.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Amazing. Maybe we could reverse-engineer it and figure out how the ancients achieved this technology.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 76 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    "You expect the things you paid for and bought to still be there later?"

    Yes, you corporate nut sucking fuck nugget, I do.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • load more comments (2 replies)
    [–] 65 points 2 months ago

    Haha, I was selling a whole racing chair/wheel/shifter combo for my partner's dad and he got it for the PS3, so it came with around 10 games. I used dirt to test it, ended up deciding to keep it for myself in the end.

    BUT my account and downloaded games also worked, because I didn't hook it up to the Internet (which after reading this I shall never do).

    That shit should be illegal. They should be charged with theft and treated accordingly, or at the least get the shit kicked out of them; the way we used to treat thieves in the good old days.

  • source
  • [–] 64 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Sony should fucking refund me for every one of my games that I bought that stops working

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 58 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    | You expect a 10yr old console to resume back to normal?

    Yes? I recently considered trading in my old Xbox 360, but when I booted it up I discovered I still had around a hundred games still stored locally.

    After the wave of nostalgia subsided, I realized how lucky I was. Keeping that bad boy forever.

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • load more comments (3 replies)
    [–] 51 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    I've been using my Hotmail account since 1998. I can log in right now and go back and read all the stupid emails my friends and I were sending each other in high school 28 years ago. And I've never paid a cent for that Hotmail account. And my cartridge games still have my saves.

    So yeah, I do expect that.

  • source
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • load more comments (5 replies)
    [–] 41 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Yes, I expect that.

    Just shake out the mouse turds and plug that fucker in

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • load more comments (3 replies)
    [–] 37 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    it's weird how the same console would have still worked fine if it were modded and had pirated games on it

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I bought my NES with my own money in 1988ish after saving up for months. If I go downstairs and power it on right now, I'm certain Tetris will fire right up.

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • load more comments (3 replies)
    [–] 30 points 2 months ago

    tfw i turn on my ps1 to play final fantasy 7 and my save where i go on a date with barret is still there.

  • source
  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago*

    Sony is legit the only company I know of that stores shit you bought on their servers and will delete your shit if you're not active on the account for over a set period of time (in their case it's 3 years, if I am remembering right). Nobody else has a time limit for inactivity.

  • source
  • [–] 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

    My Sega Genesis from 94 boots up and plays the games That were purchased back then whenever I want it to…

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • load more comments (4 replies)
    [–] 25 points 2 months ago (1 child)
    load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 22 points 2 months ago (10 children)

    I fire my 8 bit Nintendo up every five years or so. As long as I blow in the cartridge I'm still good to go.

  • source
  • hideshow 10 child comments
  • load more comments (10 replies)
    [–] 19 points 2 months ago

    You expect a 10 years console to resume back to normal?

    See, I could maybe buy this argument if it was something unintentional. Maybe a server went down and lost all the data, or some hack required them to upgrade their security in a way that a 10-year-old console couldn't handle. Sure, that kind of thing happens (though not usually for a megacorp like Sony, but anyway). But they made this decision intentionally. They put in extra work to make sure that it would function in this anticonsumer way. It cost them money and time to make this change.

    Do I expect a console that I purchased 10 years ago to still operate in the same way now, barring disasters or malfunctions? Yes. Yes I do.

  • source
  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    For anyone who expects their retro console to boot up and be playable, check to see if your console has known capacitor issues before powering it up. Even caps not part of the plague can leak if they're old enough. If they're powered on with leaking caps, it can be much harder to fix than if the caps were replaced before being powered on

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 19 points 2 months ago

    I haven't used my PS2 in about 20 years, and know for a fact that I could hook it up and play Jak and Daxter today with a single hdmi adapter.

  • source
  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Finds old psp in the closet

    Holy shit it still works, can’t say that about the memory card though

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • load more comments (3 replies)
    [–] 17 points 2 months ago

    I find my DS every few years and it still just turns on with the same charge for the last decade and a half. No idea what they made those batteries out of.

  • source
  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago
    [–] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)
    load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    My PS2 has game saves from 2002 on it that still function.

  • source
  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Just saying, the Xbox 360 doesn't have that problem, since buying a game gives a license to both the account and the console it has been bought on. So even if you get banned, your console should still be able to play the game with an other account. Of course they "patched" it with the Xbox One.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • load more comments (2 replies)
    [–] 15 points 2 months ago*

    That's why I've never bought a digital game on console. For years, my strategy was to buy AAA games physically on console and indie games on PC via DRM-free services. Now that Sony is stopping physical disc production I won't have that option anymore, but luckily none of the AAA studios make anything worth a damn these days.

  • source
  • load more comments
    view more: next ›