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[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 250 points 1 week ago (10 children)
[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 123 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Intelligence is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad.

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 94 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Charisma is selling a fruit salad with tomatoes as "salsa"

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Constitution is eating some after the opened container has been sitting in the fridge for over a month.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Dexterity is dodging when someone throws a tomato at you for telling an unfunny joke at open mic night (and also successfully weaving your tomato plant into a cage or trellis).

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Strength is throwing a rotten tomato hard enough to explode on impact.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Rule of cool is being able to hit the moon with a tomato on a natural 20

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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You ever had peach salsa my dude? Or Chutney? The sky's the limit.

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Intelligence is knowing Pineapple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it belongs on pizza.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Found the guy not living in a communist country.

Could you imagine having to share our pizza with everyone in the country when you get one?

No wonder communists always look so miserable.

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago
[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

If you've had fresh tomatoes that ripened on the plant you KNOW they can swing both ways.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You say that like I wouldn't eat the fuck out of a fruit salad with good tomatoes

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[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 week ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit

In common language and culinary usage, fruit normally means the seed-associated fleshy structures (or produce) of plants that are typically sweet (or sour) and edible in the raw state, such as apples, bananas, grapes, lemons, oranges, and strawberries. In botanical usage, the term fruit includes many structures that are not commonly called as such in everyday language, such as nuts, bean pods, corn kernels, tomatoes, and wheat grains.

These are strange times for Fruit club. Strange times...

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I thought wheat was a grain?

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

AN OTTER???? HERE???? AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

pets the cute mod

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

I looked for a photo of a sea otter with fruit, but all I got was AI slop. So here is one enjoying some crunchy

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

The joke would have worked just fine had it said "Refill Octopus Cartridge" or literally any of a thousand other food options.

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[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Scientifically, yes. Culinarily, no

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] mirshafie 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had a feeling this is a USA thing, and lo and behold - congress says pizza and french fries count as vegetables.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 71 points 1 week ago (15 children)

For a pizza?!

Uh, yeah? Tomato is a fruit.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (10 children)

This is why pineapple haters have always been a mystery to me, replace one sweet, acidic fruit with another sweet, acidic fruit? Yeah, why not?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

It would be weird if they replaced the tomato for pineapple. That would be one extremely sweet and tart sauce. I'd still try it, but I don't have high hopes.

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[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tomatoes man. You need the fruit cartridge for the sauce.

[–] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

I'm glad somebody understands technology!

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It uses lemons for invisible ink used to embed its own serial code in case you try illegally printing truffles or something.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Need the fruit cartridge for the tomatoes

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Well duh, the printer was out of Pineapple

[–] Vincent@feddit.nl 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"How can that be empty? I never even use it!"

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You must eat fruit at least every two weeks, or else the slime will solidify and damage the cartridge empty sensor.

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[–] ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Color printers probably did this to hide that they were fingerprinting your pages.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Empty yllow, sure.

Cyan and magenta are just them getting greedy.

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Tomato, of course. But pepperoni is also a fruit.

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[–] LordPassionFruit@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

You wouldn't download a pizza

Even if he finds it, that print is going to fail half way through. He is going to be eating half a pizza and half pizza flavored spaghetti.

... If HP made 3D printers ...

Oh wait, they do.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fruiten beepin saucin loadin

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago

Lol, it's that being mad at the printer for being low on magenta joke but they replaced the printer with a hypothetical food 3d printer! The premise doesn't even make sense because tomatoes are fruits. Hahahaha

[–] BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As someone who has hating doing IT support for printers for the last 18 years.. This hurts me a little bit mentally.

I'm sure there's some other comic in the same aspect that involves Microsoft Excel that I have hated since 2003... (When I was doing a year 9 highschool assignment)

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