Oh, I’m not happy about it. But that doesn’t change the fact that her one eye opened, and soon, we will be engulfed.

My dude, we're well into September.

I’m already seeing Christmas stuff in Target, Home Depot, etc. Wild.

Home Depot near me clearanced out the Halloween stuff in September last year to make room for Christmas decorations.

My local Costco already has snowmen and Christmas lights out for sale. Halloween stuff is basically all gone.

For me it’s Santa Baby or whatever the hell it’s called, that song is just totally creepy.

honestly if you're like me and the millions of other tortured survivors of the hellscape known as A Retail Job, 99% of Christmas songs are just pure PTSD trigger

fortunately I can still somewhat enjoy Carol of the Bells and most of The Nutcracker because they just go so fuckin hard

also what didn't get ruined for me by being blasted over a blown out speaker in a loop for 8–10 hour shifts, are various metal Christmas tracks that are too spicy for grocery store grandmas 🤘

I prefer "Grandma got worked over by a mobster". As an Italian American, it really speaks to me.

It's Feliz Navidad for me. Catchy enough to get stuck in my head, repetitive enough to be annoying while it's in there.

So, you live on Earth? Way to doxx yourself! /s

The real spirit of Christmas is godless consumption, not Jesus.

I do that after Halloween myself.

Fr. She's heavy in my rotation and as someone with complex feelings about Christmas, her annual return to the spotlight is a bright spot. I enjoy her unironically.

Irrelevant. She ages super slowly because they refreeze her come Mid January.

Edritch Horror Mariah Carey is immortal