At a small restaurant in Tennessee, USA.

I don't like that they asked an LLM to graphic design the entire menu, but why in the name of robot jesus did they look at the result and say "great. Love it. Print 100 copies."

The food pictures made me physically ill. They're really upsetting! I told the Waitress, who agreed that the pics were awful, and the manager/owner(?) who didn't seem to care.

There are LLM inconsistencies all over, too, like icons changing from page to page.

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[–] 177 points 1 month ago* (31 children)

I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but I swear, a swathe of the older population seems to have "diffusion blindness." They can glance at images like this and think its acceptable for their business, like something about their perception just softens the uncanny valley.

Hence, Facebook, in its current state.

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  • [–] 66 points 1 month ago* (16 children)

    I imagine many of them have vision so deteriorated that they literally can't see the difference. And I will remind you, these people are still allowed to drive.

    This is especially absurd in the context of it already being a restaurant. "How are we going to get pictures for the menu, boss?"

    Gee, I dunno. Maybe just make the meal in question and take a fucking picture of it? You are running a restaurant, so I have to charitably assume that somebody there is capable of cooking whatever it is, and plating it up, and sticking it on the cleanest table in the joint for a couple of seconds. For being printed at 72 DPI and the size of a postage stamp anyway, using your cell phone to take the picture will be just fine.

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  • [–] 45 points 1 month ago* (9 children)

    Taking a good looking picture of food is not actually all that easy, professionals earn(ed) a lot of money doing it.

    That said i 100% prefer a casual real picture over the promotional art in a menu. I want to see what i am getting and i mean prefer it over the professional photo. Ai food looks absolutely disgusting.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago*

    Ehhhh, a smartphone with a common "food" filter and a decent angle on the food does a fairly good job these days. The small sensor actually gives just the right amount of depth of field, whereas a big camera would have to stop down or focus stack anyway.

    I agree with the sentiment though. Running a business is hard; they only have so much energy, so corners have to be cut, and they clearly tried to cut the media budget they'd need to stage every meal on the menu.

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    [–] 90 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    The power move was to tell the manager, and then leave afterwards without ordering anything.

    Let them see the direct consequences of their actions, money walking out the door.

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    [–] 51 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    THAT TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE HUMAN FOOD WHICH I SHALL CONSUME WITH MY…FOOD PORT.

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    [–] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    That shit doesn't even look like food.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    The trouble with food that looks like that, you have to keep an eye on it. Whenever you look elsewhere there's a faint rustling noise, you catch a rapid movement in your peripheral vision and look back, only to see it has taken a different form. Chances are all the photos on the menu were actually the same dish. Is it alive? Is it sentient? Is it one organism or many? Such questions lose their meaning with food like this.

    Oh and don't eat it because you won't be human any more

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    [–] 36 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    This is some sloppy slop.

    Anyone that cares this little about how their food is represented before ordering, doesn't care about the food or customer. It saved the owner $50 one time, and that was worth it.

    Sorry, Riverstone Restaurant, but fuck off with this.

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    [–] 31 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    How hard is it to take a picture of the food after it's been prepared??? God damn...

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Not that I'm on their side, but it can take a lot of prep and experience to take good food pics. Now having said that, often my favorite places have pictures that are decades old and faded, and probably weren't great pictures to begin with.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    yeah it takes prep and time, unless you just take pics of the food you're vending and be honest.

    there's an idea. just advertise what you're selling. wild huh?

    anyway, both prepared pics and casual shots are better than literal fucking nightmare fuel.

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    [–] 27 points 1 month ago

    Whats wrong honey? You've barely touched your needle skillet.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    It's really not hard to do normally. Almost everybody has a smart phone with a reasonably good camera on it. Take a clean table, turn on all the lights, make each dish with a little extra care so it looks nice, and take a picture of it. You don't even have to pay anybody.

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    [–] 24 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Some look like plastic, some look like dogfood, and the second image is wigging out my trypophobia 🤮

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    [–] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Hi there. Yeah, I'll have the glistening yellow blorbs on whiteflats, fried 𝔾𝔼𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕋ℝ𝕐, waves o' bacon aaaaand a slice of geographic meat. Do you do ōᴹᴹēᴸᴸēᵀᵀē with 🅀🅄🄱🄴🄼🄴🄰🅃? Cool, one of those too.

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    [–] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I've seen these AI food menus all over the place here in Vancouver. It sucks.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (22 children)

    Off topic I guess, but I was surprised that nobody is talking about the asterix: Eating undercooked food might make you sick. Like, yeah, that's your job to avoid? I'm assuming this is about runny egg yolks but still, is this considered normal in the US?

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    [–] 18 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Ok, I'm not a fan of generative content anyway, but sometimes it's at least saving effort. I'm confused how a restaurant, who presumably makes and serves these meals, couldn't just take pictures of the meals instead of doing this? Surely that'd be easier, and you'd have an outcome that actually represents your product. This is just insane, and shows a total disregard for what they're making. I'd love (hate) to see what their refrigerator and kitchen look like if they put so little care into the menu that's facing the customer.

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    [–] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Those pictures make me feel like some decent psychedelics are about to kick in.

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    [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    I'm in Kenya at the moment and it seems nearly all restaurant menus are made with AI. It's awful and I keep asking if the food is real as the photos aren't.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I glanced at it and though it was bad. Then I zoomed in and it’s so much worse!

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    [–] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    and the manager/owner(?) who didn’t seem to care.

    The owner. That's the one who did it I bet anything. This is typical owner-type psychopathy. A manager would want customers at least. An owner thinks the money spawns in their bank account because they're "good at runnin buisness."

    And not a single one of these pieces of shit ever admits to generating it. Its always "Oh uh is it AI though? Looks pretty real. How can you tell it's AI? I'll take your for it but I don't see what the big deal is. It's the future though so we might as well get used to it."

    Come on "AI artists" and "prompt engineers". Why don't you take credit for your "legitimate" work?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Forget the visuals for a second and tell me how $17 for an omelette is anywhere near okay.

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    [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    No pictures at all would be vastly preferable. I'd've walked out.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I figued it was fake, but ... they have a toned down version here https://www.riverstonefamilyrestaurant.com/menu

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    [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    That's when you let them know you're walking out and why.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    LMFAO It's cheaper to order your meal as sides. The "Riverstone" comes out to $9.48

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    [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    So don't fucking eat there.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    The food looks like the kind of thing that would be used as a lure by a massive carnivorous slime mold shaped like a mom and pop restaurant.

    Weird things do grow in the hollers of Appalachia.

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    [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    They probably thought taking photos of their dishes would have been complicated or expensive. Funny thing, if they were going for this overall aesthetic, then taking the photos with a cellphone (no matter how crap and outdated) and slapping Instagram filters (or equivalents) on them would have worked beautifully. Anything is better than this.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    WTF is "city ham"? Is that like "long pig"?

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    [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    I could get generating the layout, but the whole point of the pictures is that I want to see what your version of this dish looks like

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Feels like a truth in advertising moment, but with what enforcement? As others have said, voting with your dollars is the best leverage you have.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    That shit looks so disgusting that it would ruin my appetite

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    Sunny side up eggs topped with spiders and a side of cheese nails.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    What, do you not flower cookie cutter your eggs and put stitch patterns on your pancakes? That's how you know it's made with love.

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    [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Yummy, I love eating nauseatingly detailed geometrical patterns 😋

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