And in other shocking news, capitalist megacorp says their product, DeathForSure, will definitely not cause death immediately and should absolutely be purchased with haste. Tonight at 2300.
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No, the gold rush isn't over, says shovel salesman.
lol the guys entire business model is selling the components that make this bullshit spin. Of course he would say that. His opinion isn’t worth shit.
I agree with him purely because an LLM is not intelligent, any time you hear about it doing something like hacking on its own it was a marketing stunt
I didn't read this as AI sentients but as AI killing the world through its irresponsible use of resources like water and electricity.
Basically, he's saying "I need to get as rich as possible so that I can have enough money to survive the water wars."
My son in law doesn't believe that. You can tell he is down the rabbit hole on it. Its pretty clear this is all happening to create the lie that these algorithmic word salads have volition.
Shockingly the CEO of the company that would benefit from regulatory capture of AI says that, and the CEO of the company that would suffer from regulatory capture of AI says this. What a shock...
Single handedly made leather jackets feel infinitely lamer.
I just wanted to play fucking video games, not fund eugenics
Jensen, take your stupid fucking jacket, shove it up your ass
Shovel and casket maker says there is nothing to worry about. Now help me lift this dead body. Use your legs.
Of course he would say that. Huang is one of the assholes selling picks & shovels for a fake gold rush.
Remember that Edison would kill animals with ac current to teach the dangers of ac current...
So he could sell DC current...
Just saying... people can be turned against anything for dumb reasons.
“As fast as we can” isn’t as fast as it was a year or two ago. Looking at LLM benchmark scores over time, it appears exponential gains stopped as of mid-2025 and now it’s just small, incremental gains. OpenAI and Anthropic are aware of this, which is why they want regulations to kneecap competition, but it seems Jensen didn’t get the memo.
Or maybe he did, and that’s why he bought Huggingface. Now that the frontier is crawling along, open models are rapidly catching up and he doesn’t care whether people are using open or closed models, so long as they’re running on Nvidia hardware.
"Man who has funded scam says scam must continue unabated despite warnings"
Its almost like nvidia has so much imaginary valuation tied up in the whole AI bullshit that they know when it crashes, it could very likely take nvidia with it.
and I, personally, think it will be a good day for nvidia to die as a company. They've been at the forefront of making shit worse for customers for well over a decade now.
That's a crack in the AI-bros alliance.
On one side, AI companies running out of cash for their expansion race and looking for excuses to pause everything but more importantly everyone else with them.
On the other side, the only corp that actually sells something, invested shitload of money in the AI hype and needs making profit on hardware at an insane rates to recoup his investments otherwise he's toast.
Just watched a majority report video, the gist was the A.I. companies want regulations to prevent other companies (like say from China) competing in the US, so they're spreading this b.s. alarmist drivel about how we're 6 months away from skynet.
Jensen Huang should be forced to wear a polo shirt whenever he does this shit. I genuinely think he’d stop.
Just another big talking fool, saying unknown things with confidence.
Ah yes, the "Legitimate" Lord Neverwinter wants us all to stay and watch the games until the end. There will be a gift for each of us.
AI doomerism is designed to distract us on genAI's real problems.
Huang, Pictured here trying to suck his own dick, says 'Buy more of my product. I'll never get off until I destroy the world.'
NVIDIA recently acquired HuggingFace for a huge sum. It makes perfect sense that Huang would say something like that.
It's hilarious how both AI companies and Nvidia are both going each other's way in "AI progress" when really it's all about their bottom lines.
0% chance by 2030.
But a 100% chance by 2031.
Did this dildo realize that 2030 is only just over 3 years away?
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