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And in other shocking news, capitalist megacorp says their product, DeathForSure, will definitely not cause death immediately and should absolutely be purchased with haste. Tonight at 2300.

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  • [–] 36 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    No, the gold rush isn't over, says shovel salesman.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 days ago

    The time to trust what anyone with a profit motive says is long over.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 days ago

    lol the guys entire business model is selling the components that make this bullshit spin. Of course he would say that. His opinion isn’t worth shit.

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  • [–] 26 points 6 days ago (13 children)

    I agree with him purely because an LLM is not intelligent, any time you hear about it doing something like hacking on its own it was a marketing stunt

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    [–] 15 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Shockingly the CEO of the company that would benefit from regulatory capture of AI says that, and the CEO of the company that would suffer from regulatory capture of AI says this. What a shock...

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  • [–] 15 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Single handedly made leather jackets feel infinitely lamer.

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    [–] 6 points 5 days ago

    I just wanted to play fucking video games, not fund eugenics

    Jensen, take your stupid fucking jacket, shove it up your ass

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  • [–] 9 points 6 days ago

    Shovel and casket maker says there is nothing to worry about. Now help me lift this dead body. Use your legs.

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  • luigi really was onto something

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    [–] 4 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Remember that Edison would kill animals with ac current to teach the dangers of ac current...

    So he could sell DC current...

    Just saying... people can be turned against anything for dumb reasons.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 days ago

    “As fast as we can” isn’t as fast as it was a year or two ago. Looking at LLM benchmark scores over time, it appears exponential gains stopped as of mid-2025 and now it’s just small, incremental gains. OpenAI and Anthropic are aware of this, which is why they want regulations to kneecap competition, but it seems Jensen didn’t get the memo.

    Or maybe he did, and that’s why he bought Huggingface. Now that the frontier is crawling along, open models are rapidly catching up and he doesn’t care whether people are using open or closed models, so long as they’re running on Nvidia hardware.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    "Man who has funded scam says scam must continue unabated despite warnings"

    Its almost like nvidia has so much imaginary valuation tied up in the whole AI bullshit that they know when it crashes, it could very likely take nvidia with it.

    and I, personally, think it will be a good day for nvidia to die as a company. They've been at the forefront of making shit worse for customers for well over a decade now.

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    [–] 8 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    That's a crack in the AI-bros alliance.

    On one side, AI companies running out of cash for their expansion race and looking for excuses to pause everything but more importantly everyone else with them.

    On the other side, the only corp that actually sells something, invested shitload of money in the AI hype and needs making profit on hardware at an insane rates to recoup his investments otherwise he's toast.

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    [–] 3 points 5 days ago

    I guess he missed the memo about this being a PR attempt

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago*

    操你妈!你瞎了吗?Motherfucker.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 days ago* (1 child)

    Just watched a majority report video, the gist was the A.I. companies want regulations to prevent other companies (like say from China) competing in the US, so they're spreading this b.s. alarmist drivel about how we're 6 months away from skynet.

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    [–] 6 points 6 days ago

    Jensen Huang should be forced to wear a polo shirt whenever he does this shit. I genuinely think he’d stop.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 days ago

    He personally makes more money this way, so this is not a surprise.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    Just another big talking fool, saying unknown things with confidence.

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    [–] 4 points 5 days ago

    Just like economists...every AI guru has a different opinion.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 days ago

    Ah yes, the "Legitimate" Lord Neverwinter wants us all to stay and watch the games until the end. There will be a gift for each of us.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

    AI doomerism is designed to distract us on genAI's real problems.

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    [–] 5 points 6 days ago

    Huang, Pictured here trying to suck his own dick, says 'Buy more of my product. I'll never get off until I destroy the world.'

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  • NVIDIA recently acquired HuggingFace for a huge sum. It makes perfect sense that Huang would say something like that.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    It's hilarious how both AI companies and Nvidia are both going each other's way in "AI progress" when really it's all about their bottom lines.

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    [–] 2 points 5 days ago

    We just won't have a job.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    0% chance by 2030.

    But a 100% chance by 2031.

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    [–] 2 points 5 days ago

    Oh no! He has accidentally produced AI != God sentiment

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Did this dildo realize that 2030 is only just over 3 years away?

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