You know they are at historic lows of incompetence when they just keep recycling the same ghouls into different positions. I'm honestly shocked we still haven't nuked the planet into ash by now.

give him his chainsaw and send him to the middle east

SpaceXai's biggest client! Future of warfare needs golden dome $1T+ contract to spaceX, obviously. Another $2T for Grok built skynet is recommended.

Hey Iran, Elon Musk is now a legitimate military target.

Grok now screening all mid-term ballots for evidence of Hamas

I suppose that’s one way to prevent US drones from being fully self-driving.

You know what? Good. I'm glad that Elon is now a valid military target.

Really expensive self driving tanks that can also be submarines but parts fall off when they hit a bump.

Yeah, because the last time Muskrat was on a govt committee, it went so well...

Oh cool. Let's watch Elon completely fail on a large scale again like he did with his DOGE bs.

So what's he gonna do like... schedule the next war?

Is he about to DOGE the military?

I like how Musk magically joins the government every time there is an election that Trump needs to cheat on. Then leaves like 4-6 months after the election is over. Probably just trying to make sure he doesn't get arrested by Democrats for all the illegal shit he is doing

Ketamine fueled weapons of the future coming in hot. The military is going to start looking like the stupid drawings of tanks I did in 2nd grade.

They need to purge the military before they overturn the midterms just to address the possibility of US forces suddenly deciding not to follow illegal orders enough to detain Trump when given them. The US isn't a shitshow anymore, it's in a free fall that will drag a lot of the world with it.

I fully thought this was the onion. I really hate this timeline.

but he said no weirdos....

"Alien hires another alien"

Misery loves company.

This immigrant is ok because his skin is white.

First meeting of the new taskforce

Musk: So.... Ketamine, amirite?

Sure! Why not! Let's hire the nazi! American people...only you can save yourselves now.

Here we go with the implementation of fully automated, AI fueled warfare as a blueprint to be used for internal affairs. I wish i weren't able to say it, but I told y'all this would happen.

Let me guess, the warfare of the future demands lots of Tesla power walls and a heavy reliance on starlink...