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Pre-war?
This country has been in a constant state of war since I was 14, I'm 38 now. We were out of war for like what? 6 months to a year before we started this clusterfuck?
Pre-WWIII, that's the big one, fatty!
Fatty? Certainly making some assumptions there lol.
But okay, even if it is WW3, with WW1 and WW2 we weren't in a continuous near 30 year state of war leading up to those wars.
The American education system is worse than I imagined
Fuck me that's literally the exact vinyl plank flooring in my apartment right now
Huge upgrade over the carpet I had originally though... Fuck carpet
Yeah carpet is nuts.
Why would you not want to cover your floor in something to trap all the dust and soak up any liquid which is impossible to clean.
City apartment dweller here. My lease requires having carpet or rugs over a certain percentage of the floor area. It's a basic necessity to avoid aggravating one's neighbors on the floor below.
You could also just take off your wooden clogs and go barefoot.
Oh come on now, I don't wear wooden clogs! They are entirely inappropriate footwear for the finish on my home bowling alley!
sound/echo dampening.
Helps retain heat. The solution is a throw rug in the winter that you hose off in the spring though.
When we sold our house in the city 4 years ago, the realtor suggested we paint over our accent wall, and have all the walls in the house painted "reliable gray." Apparently that's the color that sells houses to white people.
i call that 'zillow gray'
It presents possibilities. I can't tell you the number of times I've seen people shut down a listing based on the current color.. Changing it from puke green to... Anything else is apparently more work than changing from gray to anything.
I'm obviously washing over needing to reprime the walls depending on the color and quality of paint but it's not just white people. White is too sterile but gray strikes the right balance. Same with staging furniture. Sets too many expectations for people sometimes.
Millennial here, I remember hunting for apartments and the staff of one place proudly said let me show you the upgraded unit. I went in and couldn't hide how I much I disliked the greyscale upgrade. They were then like well we have one unit that hasn't been upgraded. Showed me that unit and I was like "oh wow this is way better". At that point they were super angry as if they upgraded their home the same way and I just said they had the ugliest home.
Me as a cabinetmaker 20 years ago when everything went white everywhere. Why would you throw away these nice maple cabinets for this white melamine?
why millenials have no taste - Answer in Progress (bait title: they can't afford to have taste)
Even RVs and campers are like this, its cancer. Mine was built in the early 90s and has such a awesome vibe.
I grew up using a 1975 fifth wheel trailer as a cottage and it was cozy as shit. The new ones are really uncomfortably reminiscent of the “studio” condos they’re building all over the country. Why do people think anyone wants to camp in that atmosphere?!
This was the answer to all beige/"off white" of the preceding decades.
When you sell a house, it needs to be as generic as possible, to appeal to as many people as possible. The staging furniture is suppose to take up the style slack. Except we made all the furniture gray, too. And, cars, for some reason.
Fucking gray cars, WTH?

Gray is the color you get when you mix all colors together. It's literally the average of all colors. The least interesting, exact center of blandness. It's the definition of "normal". But, it also doesn't distract from your phone. So, that's a plus... for people trying to sell you crap.
All the colour in the ink cartridge was used up in the 70s and 80s, now it's just black ink left, and not much of it.
I'm not a fan of this, but I'm also not a fan of things that are so fashionable that I will not be able to look at them after a year or 2. So... I don't know if I care enough.
I am eager for faux wood vinyl planks to go out.
I don't mind vinyl, but just find the attempt to imitate wood makes it feel obviously like cheaping out.
In general, making things look like something it's not just feels wrong. Unironically painting plaster walls to look like stone or brick comes to mind - you're ruining the plaster.
Ugh - I can't express how much I hate this. It's not clean or sterile, just... straight lines dingy. Eeyore as an interior design aesthetic.
As a certified Old Fart™, it's better than the colored porcelain bathrooms of the 70s and 80s...
Chrome was shiny & futuristic, so stainless steel appliances looked sleek and modern when they were first introduced, but now that they're everywhere they look drab and sterile. I'm waiting for things to shift back the opposite direction where everything will have integrated LED panels and the whole kitchen will glow in RGB like a desktop computer rig. (Honestly, I don't know if that would be terrible or awesome.)
Also cars. Next time you look at traffic, try to see the amount of white, gray or black cars. It must be at least 80%.
I have a nice blue volvo and it's beautiful because it has a fucking color. :)
I live in a 100 year old building and would kill for those appliances
Pre War is not good enough for such luxury. What you need is:
antebellum
"Wow, this vinyl flooring. SO Antebellum!"

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