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Panel 1: Ron Weasley sits in front of a fireplace with a Gameboy Yellow with PokΓ©mon Red in hand.

Ron: Harry, these muggle games are so fun!

Panel 2: Harry Potter sits across the fireplace from Ron and holds his wand and a Gameboy Red with the screen and wand pointing at Ron.

Potter: Ron, look! My PokΓ©mon is evolving from Abra to Kadabra!

Panel 3: Harry is horrified as magic flies from his wand

Panel 4: Harry comes to the depressing realization of what he’s done.

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[–] 159 points 1 week ago (35 children)

I know, fuck Rowling and all that, but let's talk about whether this could happen in the HP universe. It couldn't. Thank you for your attention.

Remember their first lesson on Wingardium Leviosa and how important pronunciation and wand control was? It basically isn't supposed to work if you mispronounce it, and the pronunciation is pretty strict. Also, as we saw from The Half Blood Prince, for dark magic, you really have to cast the spell with intention.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    However, there is also the concept of silently casting spells.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago

    Wands are optional too, the only thing you have to do is think about something. But then Harry finds a book with a spell and without knowing what its effect are he uses it and Malfoy almost bleeds to death. The magic system just doesn't make any sense.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (15 children)

    Wasn't there also something about intention? Like you have to actually intend to do certain things, the words & wands just help focusing whatever that magical power thingy is.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

    There's also a thing where most of the practitioners, including very high level ones, don't have a clue how it works. They know what works for them, that's about it. All of it is all intent and the wand and words and other trappings are intended to help channel it but are commonly mistaken as the tools doing the job. They would know this in universe if any of them were even passably interested in the scientific method instead of being arrogant rich bastard assholes that I fully detested by the end of the source material.

    A fantastic real life corollary was Jacob Aldolphus "Jelly" Bryce, a prominent, arrogant, and primarily lucky FBI agent who had survived a number of shootouts. His method of 'shoot your pistol from the hip like a madman' became official government training for many years until someone did a study and rightly pointed out that the technique only really works if you're naturally coordinated in exactly this way, which Jelly was. For everyone else it was awful training that lost quite a few lives until actual science could show that bringing the pistol up in line with your eye didn't take measurably longer and allowed you to hit your target much more effectively.

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    [–] 68 points 1 week ago

    This is fucking funny.

    And fuck J.K. Rowling.

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  • [–] 53 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    "Here kid, have a gun. Don't worry best you can do is give me a nosebleed. You'll learn how to really kill people after you graduate from gun school."

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    There’s an edit of the first movie where they just use guns. They float the feather by shot-juggling it.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    "We're gonna teach you the words to the spell to kill people when you're 14, since that's a ripe and mature age and kids are responsible by then. It's nbd, it's not like we're gonna let you practice the spell or anything, and kids don't just try dumb things outside of class!"

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  • [–] 44 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Never point your wand at something you don't intend to curse!

    Also, fuck J.K. Rowling.

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    [–] 34 points 1 week ago (15 children)

    Cringe. Harry Potter is cringe.

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    [–] 17 points 1 week ago* (19 children)

    We need to stop referencing this problematic IP, and its problematic author, and just let the whole damn thing slide into obscurity.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 week ago (18 children)

    As much as I loathe the author and mundanely feel indifferent towards the franchise, I can't agree. It makes me think of H.P. Lovecraft who was far more problematic and yet I wouldn't want his works to be lost. Granted, he was poor during his lifetime, so he didn't spread his hate as much, but that's besides the point.

    If anything let's keep infringing on her IP!

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    We can enjoy her work like Lovecraft's when she's as dead as Lovecraft.

    If you want to make that day come sooner, then support your local trans community! Together we can give JK Rowling a stroke!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago

    Lovecraft was possibly the only instance where it legitimately was fear driving his xenophobia and not hatred. The man was completely and irrationally terrified of everything from air conditioners to mathematics that wasnt on a 2d plane to black people and eventually learned later in life that what scared him previously wasn't actually scary.

    He also wasn't a billionaire actively throwing his money and notoriety behind hate groups specifically swaying legislation and public opinion to bring harm to people.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Isn't the killing curse "AVADAkadavra?"

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    [–] 13 points 1 week ago

    transrights

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