Maybe the salmon is willing to go ass to mouth?

Wrong fish, it's supposed to be Automated Trout Machine

That's a good thing for salmon. We're grossly overfishing wild salmon. Plus, you could use this to make sushi.

While nontraditional, it is currency. My adderall dealer accepts cash, btc, skittles, and norwegian salmon fillets.

Maybe it also does magic tricks without ever speaking.

If I learned anything from playing MMORPGs, yes.

Reminds me of when my mate deposited his kebab in a bank machine so he could withdraw it when sober.

It's an atm, it just dispenses equivalent amounts of salmon that you previously stored in there.

Well not all ATMs allow deposits and the ones that don't, generally don't take cash in any form any way, only card (and then give out cash)

If you see salmon as a currency, then this could be a withdraw-only salmon ATM

I am preparing for hibernation right now and often crave salmon after midnight. I would love to have a salmon vending machine nearby.

If they sold trout I'd call it an ATM. This is an ASM at best.

I agree, this isn't an ATM. It's an automated machine, but it doesn't provide any of the same services as a bank teller. It should instead be called an AFM (automated fishmonger machine).

The size is good enough for a solo dinner with the fried fillet and a couple cups of rice.

It’s not! But say hi to your wife and her thumb!